⋆·˚˚°✦ To the moon and back ✦°˚˚·⋆

𝙋𝘳𝙤𝘯𝙤𝘶𝙣𝘴: 𝘢𝙣𝘺! ☆Fable smp☆ ☆Cantripped enjoyer☆ ☆Professional yapper☆

[bear-rambles]

Hey there, if you’re new to my blog. I’m Bear, Lovel is fine too! I use any pronouns.

Things to know about me

- My posts are very random a lot of the time.

- a good portion of my posts are me thinking I'm funny and sharing my funny thoughts

- most of my posts are made from my before bed brain

- my ask, dm's are always open! Go crazy if you want! I do not care I love the spam!

- fandoms I'm in, Fable smp, mer smp, bound smp, cantripped, Epic (the musical), Fnaf

- don't be afraid to say hello, I'm normally afraid to say hello 🤗

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[ya-boi-haru]

Madam Mayor and Ryker: *Mixed their organs together in a bag*

... H-... Happy pride??????

[ya-boi-haru]

Madam Mayor: I swear to god, ill hurt you

Ryker: Dont threaten me with a good time-

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

something about an animal knawing off their own leg to get out of a trap . something about it .

[sherbertquake56]

DEADZONE DEADZONE DEADZONE

so a lot happened today and I wanna talk more about it :D [spoilers for deadzone lore “run rabbit” 6/1]

so I put together a LOT of art for this stream— i got a whole week to work on it and went HAM! warning for a lot of gore!!

RIP Ryker’s left arm :D

so ryker got shot point blank with a shotgun to his shoulder— the INITIAL wound knocked out a lot of tissue and cracked his humerus bone! the wound gets to fester for a whole week, getting infected and all the blood loss causing all kinds of problems in the rest of his arm—

he then has his call with the mayor and basically get the all clear to do whatever it takes to get out. and he knows exactly what that means. his original plan is to dislocate both his thumbs and squeeze out of the handcuffs, but the left arm is too numb to get any pressure— so he rips!

this is mostly possible due to the bone already being cracked, once the bone breaks it’s just pulling the rest and baring the pain. luckily, ryker is freaking crazy and can handle that— arm comes off! and he still dislocated his other hand even though he doesn’t need to cause he’s a lil loopy in the moment, but the handcuffs come off!

grabs a the literal bedsheet off the bed and climbs up with one hand to break the obsidian with his BARE HAND.

time skip! ryker gets back with the mayor! the arm is actively bleeding out and he is going to die— so the mayor kills him! and minecraft logic causes the wound to fully close and scar over! now he’s not in danger but the arm is definitely gone!! :D

also the song used in the cutscene itself is called “lockdown” from the game The Escapists! i think it’s neat—

i have many many more thoughts about rykers mental state in this stream but I specifically wanted to drop my canon gore thoughts! :D

im so normal (<- not normal)

[satan-offical]

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

[yesornopolls]

Does your fandom have a number that will immediately summon them?

Does your fandom have a number that will immediately summon them?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onMay 29

[teenagerposts]

@ all my mutuals

[chronicowboy]

@ all my mutual bros

[the-sybee]

Oki this was the final drawing im planning on reposting:33

[bear-rambles]

✦⁺₊✩☽⋆ Headcanon time ⋆☾✩⁺₊✦

- Asri has nightmares about what the worm did to Aura and has woken himself up crying about it.

- Asri has also woken himself up in a panic attack after a nightmare about Aura being wormed and watching but not being able to do anything, Romeo had to calm her down after that.

- Evern sits for a while staring at Asrickus's number late at night.

- Evern will also sit staring at Romeo's number until beam nudges him to bed.

- Hazelnut has been biting aura's shirt to keep star in place.

- Tpk is scared of Asri for like an hour before forgetting about it and just being happy to be out of the bag

- Romeo will just watch Asri sleep to make sure he stays breathing.

- Vesper has been staring at Tads contact while Evern sleeps.

- the planet ate terref.

[mjpeony]

Screaming crying over starbound lore. We got our boy back!!! Both of them!!! And they have so so much trauma now!!!

And shout out Metta for stopping the sherb tragedy curse you’re a real one <333

[bear-rambles]

I just think that, while Asri and Aura work on things that Aura and vesper could kiss. They could be so cute!! Enemies to lovers and all that jazz

[wrens-garden]

I know Asrickus is back and all, but Aura and Vesper can still kiss. I think they should actually. I think it'd make everything better, at least I would feel better.

A game of truth or dare, perhaps? We can have a sleepover, that'd be nice. We need some extra joy, and I need those two to kiss.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[sproutingfire]

Navi <3

[princessnymphae]

i had this really funny post but i

forgot

forgor

forgo

forg

ferg