Bear About Town

I post short horror stories

[suspiciously-human-sized-horse]

He ms got a peaniy

[itsianhecoxbitchh-blog]

Smosh everywhere!!!

[bathroomcube]

[littleguysdaily]

[bearabouttown]

Osha regulated professional grade dick sucking kneepads, hardhat goggles high-vis vest

[lambinajam]

Trans Pride Flag but colored sampled from this screenshot of Childs Play 2

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[lambinajam]

Life of Lamb #18: Movies

Listen, anything is gay if you feel queer enough about it.

Also this is later than I'd normally post (still Saturday though!), I completely underestimated my ability to draw anthros. And I may have gotten carried away on the background.

Speaking of background, we have some surprise guests, I wonder who those excellent people are 👀

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

T-Trilobite-Chan...

Come join the Discord Server, or check me out on Tapas or Webtoons.

[lambinajam]

I would die for Trilobite Chan

[bearabouttown]

Would you survive for Trilobite Chan?

[bearabouttown]

This is me if anyone cares

[viralfrog]

[clowncarstars]

Unhinged postal shitposting

[bearabouttown]

Tried out a new sleeping pill last night

[bearabouttown]

Our species drowns in dopamine

Gorging on noise to block our own thoughts

Flooding our cortexes with pleasure just to stay numb

Look at us, clawing for stimuli like lab rats

Mainlining attention like oxygen

Flinching from silence like it's pain

And still we keep swiping at the void

Begging for something brighter

Letting our curiosity rot

Gutting our own memories for convenience

Outsourcing grief to autoplay loops

Everything dulled, templated, piped in like sleep noise

Here we are, bathed in light, worshipping sedation, applauding decay

Smiling through the collapse

Scrolling while cities vanish

Laughing while systems fail

Waiting for pain to buffer out

Nobody held a blade to our necks

We put it there ourselves.

That flicker behind the eyes

That ache that doesn't go away

That's the last part of you they haven't hijacked.

Keep it alive, foster it

Because once it goes

No part of you will be left.

[bearabouttown]

pregnant taking ten tylonol a day in hopes of creating the worlds greatest Magic the Gathering player

[bearabouttown]

Call me impact font the way I make the bottom text

[time-traveling-fetus]

Rimworld's constant dedication to emotional regulation is very ridiculous, but i also have never seen a more realistic game system for simulating emotional states, even if it is just a simple number that indicates good mood or bad mood. On one hand that speaks to how hard it is to simulate and gamify emotions, but it also shows how ridiculous humans are in real life.

Like yeah, maybe someone throwing a tantrum over eating without a table looks stupid, but so do a lot of real life tantrums. Realistically, if I spent the entire day mining stone in the heat and i got insulted twice and my clothes were full of holes and I dont even have a private clean bedroom with a comfortable bed, then yeah the last straw probably would be sitting on the dirty ground eating unseasoned baked potatoes made by a cook who gave me food poisoning last week. I probably would spend the next 4 hours sadly wandering around and ignoring god when they tell me to build a chair

[bearabouttown]

this is Yorko, animal tamer, working on taming and training a pack of attack bonobos. He loves his job and his monkeys.