When Your Friends Play Too Much...
( So i wake up from a nap to a notification on my phone.)
Me: Man who is this bruh?
Gf: “WAKE UR ASS UP. WE WILL WATCH NETFLIX AND CHILL L8TR. AND IM GONNA TAKE A SHOWER WHEN I GET THERE, SO HAVE IT CLEAN”
Random Number: “There is absolutely nothing you can do, you will be used. Can’t wait to see you my little test subject ;)”
Me: They could just have the wrong number. Or it could just be one of my homies playing.
Gf: Put Orange Is The New Black on! (hops in the shower)
Homie: How about you come outside and see what i got for you
Me: i see ima have to fuck him up
Me: So i haul ass to the door full speed
Random Girl: Hi my little test subject!
Your Friend told me you were into eating the box and other nastiness
(So she just slide in my house and sit on my couch)
Random Girl: I can do you better than her, i know more tricks.
Me: as good as that sounds…this can only go bad…
Random Girl: i came over for some sugar, and he said something about me wanting to see a box and invited me in…
Me:…wait what? Babe i can Explain!
Gf: (hands her the sugar)
Random Girl: Thank You girl! You so nice! (leaves)
GF: YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN! BECAUSE YOU’LL BE DEAD YOU JUST CANT KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS HUH?!
Me: Im damn near dead…….i didn’t even do nothing.
Homie: Look out the window
Homie: on god I’m sorry bruh but it was funny, ill be back later i gotta drop this girl back off
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