Night Shift

Danny | he/it/she | 25 finally starting to make original posts after being on tumblr for 14 years

[feldfrog]

Billions of years ago, Mother Earth and Father Time had a child - Life. (Freeze frame, record scratch) But now, they just had their second child. Introducing Paul! He's a fast wet rock

[acerby]

I like the idea of a robot girl making little chip-tune chirps while charging her battery.

[shiftyfoxgames]

My sweet little metal darling making her happy little noises while she rests up after a long day. Yes please.

[nessiopeia]

You know I will actually

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[beargeist]

just found out about the caudal peduncle

[beargeist]

[beargeist]

just found out about the caudal peduncle

[snowing-in-cyberspace]

[bogmonstergirl]

[horse-time-babey]

magic of friendship stays winning

[beargeist]

i wish people were cooler about things so i could say "don't worry, I have a vagina! :)" to female patients so they feel more relaxed, i dont have to put myself in danger by outing myself, and i dont have to correct them when they call me a man

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[strawberryhitscan]

mischievous puppy

[guooey]

[sashaforthewin]

Wow, my quality of life just skyrocketed looking at those well organized quails

[mlarayoukai]

no girlfrind...

[sunnydr0pp]

noble steed

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you