[o-ceti]

love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

Any Babes Online?

Well … You Are Reading This Right? Haha ✌ But For Real We All Gotta Take Care Of Eachother

[pitbolshevik]

idk how controversial this is but we never should've ceded ground on the whole "sex vs gender" thing with cis people tbh

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[nociceptrix]

sucking on a worthless original

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[zeelatunes]

[hungwy]

Edit an eddy

[duckdotcom]

they’re adding mary magdalene to smash

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"