The Life Of Bryan

Hey there, I'm Bryan. Seattle. 29. He/Him. Enjoy.

[hollowtones]

we all got to post more gay shit

[cryptotheism]

On it boss

[cryptotheism]

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[pointnclick]

if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!

[testosteronetwink]

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[wagamaggot]

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

[wagamaggot]

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

[redchrominance]

this is gwyneth paltrows p

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[therealjasonx]

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[coolxatu]

my doctor when i tell them it hurts when i pee

[darth--nickels]

What do you think of Steven Universe?

come back with a warrant

[kristina100000]

hi i put mitski’s “nobody” over the subway scene from possession (1981)

[wickedwonderlandd]

[trans]

[orotundmutt]

Andrew Thomas Huang | filmmaker + artist FKA twigs - cellophane • Kiss of the Rabbit God (兔兒神) • björk: the gate • SOLIPSIST • Atoms For Peace - Before Your Very Eyes • Kelela - LMK • björk : mutual core • INTERSTICE • serpentwithfeet - bless ur heart

[amshiiii]

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[dsmsix]

I take care of dragon

[malebite]

????? what dragon

[dsmsix]

dragon th... dragon these...

nuts across your face

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[persistent-wallflower]

[grizzlyadventures]

The fucking Home Depot music oh my god

[hers-deactivated20210629]

Harold Perrineau as MERCUTIO in Romeo and Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]