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minxitsy

darkmoonhyena

getting really close to breaking an eggs shell like

equalistmako

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

equalistmako

adamsmasher

segamascott

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

allegedly-human

I will. I WILL!!

beesmygod

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

hexdrake

never stops being funny

hereticpraetor

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

sourcreammachine

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

fedoraspooky

It's that time again

3000s

brunette with orange hair

segamascott

well there's not one

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

not100bees

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.