I love this beautiful blonde bride-to-be. You're the inflatable swan to my inflatable pizza 🍕💜
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@beaschusterwrites
I love this beautiful blonde bride-to-be. You're the inflatable swan to my inflatable pizza 🍕💜
Anthropocene Angst
I find myself fascinated by the intense discussion of the Anthropocene epoch recently. I actually wrote about this debate two years ago. Basically, it's a bunch of archaeologists trying to figure out if we're in the "Age of Humanity," which would mean that the havoc we wreak on this planet is of similar impact as the asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs. The Smithsonian already has a 2019 exhibit planned on how humans have affected the earth, so we'll get a nice little placard next to our dinosaur friends. It's sobering and stunning, certainly, but ultimately just a nominal change (shhhhh don't tell the Anthropocene Working Group, but all of the divisions into "epochs" are a bit arbitrary, anyway). The real takeaway is that we need to take care of this planet before we really become a part of its history, just another placard by our predecessors’.
Gloomy Sunday light at my desk. #californiarain #writing #freelance
Gloomy daylight at my desk. #californiarain #writing
"Describe yourself in three fictional characters." Namesake, childhood heroine, Gilmore.
Ravenclaw Aesthetic
This is my way of saying that I’ve finally accepted that I am, in fact, a Ravenclaw. #stillhermionetho #maybealittleLuna
So excited to celebrate Julian Tyler's release of Pharoah. It was a joy and honor to be an editor on this novel. I would love to edit yours, too! #freelance #editor #wordnerd
This rainbow Salvi electroacoustic harp is the most beautiful instrument I've ever seen 😍. So if anybody has a spare 23 grand lyin' around... #harp #harpiststruggles
Where I handled my work emails today. #freelance #nevertoooldforswings #petiteperks
Farewell to Fronkonsteen
Of course I love Willy Wonka, but when I consider Gene Wilder's creative legacy, Young Frankenstein looms largest. I'm not much for watching movies multiple times, but I've seen this comedic brilliance at least once a year, and it's even become a part of my family traditions. So, in honor of his passing on to greater adventures, thank you to Gene Wilder for bringing this timeless film to life, and it'll always be Fronk-on-steen to me.
#RIPGeneWilder #YoungFrankenstein #Frankenstein #Fronkonsteen #whathump
Unabashedly in love with silly snapchat filters. #crownofbutterflies #imaginaryinvertebrates
#jobs
I’ve recently seen a couple of hashtags regarding work on Facebook and Twitter. Given that I professionally write resumes, help my friends find job listings, and constantly create my own work by securing new freelance contracts, these topics caught my attention more than your typical hashtags.
So, here are my responses.
#quityourjobin5words: I would never stop writing.
Because why would I ever quit my job!? I’m actually always looking for ways to do more writing. This is why it’s so important to find a position that fulfills your personal purpose.
#myfirstsevenjobs:
1. Peer tutor: I worked as a tutor for my peers at my high school, which ignited my passion for designing curricula and helping people through education.
2. Research assistant: I transcribed notes from religious thriller novels (yes, those are a thing - think The Da Vinci Code, but generally of much lower quality and typically about the Dead Sea Scrolls) for Professor Jacobs.
3. Biographer: I had done little baby writing jobs before, but I was ecstatic when I got the job as an article writer for Reputation.com.
4. Note-Taker: I got paid about $10 an hour to go to a class I was already enrolled in and take notes that I would have taken anyway so they could be used by students with learning disabilities. It was definitely the easiest job I ever had.
5. Mellon fellow: I got two undergraduate research grants from the Mellon Foundation - one for a digital archiving project I’d been doing with one of my favorite professors, and one to write my senior thesis on narrative in video games. My best friend called these positions my “fruit grant thingies” because she could never remember the name.
6. Dental content writer: My first full-time freelance contract was with a boutique copywriting company specializing in dental. My amazing boss taught me a ton. This job is why I always floss, can tell you everything about porcelain veneers, and understand the intricacies of technical content.
7. TOEFL writer: I wrote sample Tests of English as a Foreign Language (as well as a bunch of other things), which spurred my love of educational content. The people I went to high school with were not at all surprised that I was writing English tests...
The Bea is Back
After a long Tumblr hiatus, I have returned to this distinctive online domain. I’ve slightly altered my bio, but the purpose of this blog has not fundamentally changed.
In between professional freelance projects - educational content for Japanese high school students, blogs for software developers, a grant for a non-profit geared toward drug education and rehabilitation are currently on my to-do list - and, let’s face it, probably sometimes when I should be doing my other projects but I’m not, I’ll write here, in my own little blogosphere.
If you’re one of my four followers, hi!
If you’ve come across this blog because you’re researching my work for a freelance project, hello! Please reach out to me for more formal samples, or I’ll even write you a custom one (email [email protected]).
If you’ve wandered onto this blog because we have intersecting interests or, miraculously, one of my posts is gettin’ around on Tumblr, welcome! You can connect with me my following me or sending me a message.
A Rant About Classroom Workshops: "Do"
A couple years ago, I went to a series of writing seminars at DragonCon, a big sci-fi/fantasy/comic/pop culture/fun convention in Atlanta. I relished the opportunity to glean knowledge from bestselling authors on topics like character development and using social media to promote myself as an author.
As a sophomore majoring in creative writing, I was a bit out of my element (and very aware of my potential ivory-towered-ness), but I appreciated the opportunity to get another perspective on writing. Of course, the seminar leaders discussed many of the same things as my professors - character, plot, scenery, voice, etc. - but with a slightly more practical bent ("how to sell books" versus "what do books mean").
I took extremely detailed notes and learned a lot from the presentations, but one of the best (and most entertaining) parts of the seminar were the people around me: the full-time IT professional who still manages to write several thousand words of his sci-fi novel every night, the older woman next to me talking about how "Alan Rickman is the hottest man alive," the precocious ten-year-old whose mother walked him in every morning. While I had the privilege of working with talented professors and authors, the luxury of feeling overworked when I had to write a prose poem for a Slate magazine editor every week, these people were committed to their writing, their ideas, in spite of the rest of their busy lives.
Especially because I felt such camaraderie with my fellow attendees and the speakers after three days in the freezing Hilton basement, I was crushed by one speaker's answer to the final question I asked on the last day. At the podium, he spoke about how to continue this experience - always keep writing, reading, and, most importantly, workshopping.
I was very familiar with workshopping - more so than most of my peers, most likely - because this process (reading, marking up, and constructively critiquing a peer's work as a group) was a key component of every writing class I took in college. I've known people who had horrible workshop experiences at my college, but mine were at worst, moderately helpful, and, at best, extremely encouraging, supportive, and motivating. I love workshopping - I genuinely enjoy reading all of my peers' work and giving them comments to help them grow their ideas, often writing three-page letters about their stories. And when it's my day to workshop, it feels like Christmas - I'm excited about every comment, good or bad, because it makes me better, and people are actually reading my work!
I nodded along enthusiastically as the speaker talked about how to put together a group, what the protocols are, etc. Targeting the vast majority of the crowd (not college students), he gave tips for meeting at friend's houses and finding a supportive group, how to know who to take seriously and who to ignore in a critique.
When I raised my hand, I asked what his tips would be for succeeding in a creative writing class workshop, where you don't get to choose your readers from your group of friends. His response? A chuckle, and one word: "Don't."
He moved on to the next question so quickly that I don't know if he mean't "don't" take writing courses, "don't" workshop in classes, or "don't" try to succeed in that environment, but I felt deflated (and defiant) regardless. I know from my own experiences that workshops in writing courses can be wonderful, both because they can be helpful and even if they aren't. If you're going to make it in the writing industry, you need to be able to deal with competing egos, overly harsh comments about your work, invalid criticisms, etc.
The worst part, though, is that an entire room of people had heard "don't" to creative writing courses from a person they admired and trusted. I don't think that creative writing courses or majors are the only path to success, but to categorically dismiss them is a mistake. In my work as a freelance writer, I've had to take criticisms from clients I vehemently disagreed with and figure out how to make improvements regardless. I was much better prepared to do so because I had to workshop with my fellow students rather than just a close group of friends.
I would hate for that IT professional to shy away from difficult critiques, for my Alan-Rickman-fan buddy to miss out on a great community college course that looks interesting to her, or for that ten-year-old kid to avoid majoring in Creative Writing, just because that speaker said "don't."
Workshops can be emotionally trying and harsh, but learning to deal with that kind of criticism is just as important as character development to someone who wants to sell their books.
things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy
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Rant
Imagine you are a freshman coming to a liberal arts college. You've worked hard to get there, and you've chosen it because it combines the academics you want, social life you want, and you've been told that you can do the exact major you want - yay!
Let's say all you've ever wanted to do is paint - you've been painting since you were a child, you've taken painting classes, read books, and dedicated yourself to the art. You want to major in art - you'll be studying painting, but lots of other areas of visual art that will help you improve as an artist. Seems legit, right?
Let's say your very first meeting with your adviser your first week of school, she tells you that Art is not really a legitimate major, and that if you really want to do that, you should go to a technical school. She says that, instead, you should major in Art History, because that will teach you a lot about the visual arts. And it will. But that's not what you wanted to do, exactly. You like Art History, but you want to learn to be a great painter! And, of course, you will cover art history in your art classes, because this is integral to the way that you learn your artistic skills.
So you figure out a way: you design your own Art major, put together a bunch of classes, and a rigorous committee passes your proposal. But all of your Art professors still tell you that Art History would have been a better choice, would have made you a better artist, and would have been more legitimate.
That would seem really crazy, right? That would seem really frustrating and annoying?
What if Art History were English and Creative Writing were Art? I'm sure there are ways in which this analogy is imperfect, but it's the best way I can think of to help people outside of Creative Writing understand my predicament.
This is why we fight so hard for the Creative Writing major and to keep self-design a viable possibility for future students.
/endrant
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