NelBaroness

Nel's Corner~ Thoroughly in love with too much to name it all. Probably a Cylon. She/They

[vampire-connoisseur]

TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

[muffinlance]

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST

Pro Tip: look at the sizes they currently have, and get ones just slightly larger. Repotting time WOO!

[lucyllawless]

[cosmonautroger]

[weirdchristmas]

Know what? We all need some pure innocence combined with satisfying accomplishment.

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[otakuhotboy]

[witch-unhinged]

literally in awe (and I'm not being sarcastic) of the people who post unpopular stories on AO3, get like 3 kudos total, and continue to dutifully publish chapter after chapter. they live on a plane of unbothered and self-assured existence that I can only dream of

[fruitandfitspo]

[ruinedchildhood]

[schifty-al]

Equality or death

[sartorialadventure]

[catchymemes]

[ramblingpilgrim]

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[universalfanfic]

being a writer with writer friends is just:

writer: *unhinged idea*

writer friend: *encourages unhinged idea*

writer:  😈 

writer friend:  😈 

[sweetbeanscomix]

My heart aches for our community and what we've all been facing lately. Please hang in there, everybody.

[athenaschild5]

when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

[thewriterswitch]

You’re not wrong

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[stuck-in-jelly]

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

[stuck-in-jelly]

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

[filmnoirsbian]

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

[filmnoirsbian]

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.