Schady Name

Schitty reblogs.

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[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

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I’m just trying to take a shit why is there a trackball in here!

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Infinitely adjustable bidet

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[dragonjadearts]

me and my weird looking dog relaxing in the sun

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[tropiyas]

april showers bring may growers

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[incognitopolls]

Have you ever been a member of a wedding party (not counting your own wedding)?

Maid of honor/best man/equivalent

Bridesmaid/groomsman/equivalent

Flower girl/ring bearer/similar younger role

Parent of the bride/groom/etc

Another role not listed here

I've helped with weddings but not been part of the wedding party

No, I've never been part of a wedding party

Voting ended onMay 9

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I've officiated a couple weddings, and apparently the statistic about half of marriages ending in divorce is true

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"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."

- Bumi the eccentric, King of Omashu

Actually it's

-Osric the Loopy, planetary governor of Coronia (appointed 756 M41, removed from office by the Officio Assassinorum 764 M41)

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[teaboot]

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

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Who’s sexier? (Unofficial poll)

Miss Piggy

Falin Touden

Voting ended onApr 8

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Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Final Round

GLaDOS (Portal)

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onApr 12

[virtualgirladvance]

i don't think I've had a harder time on a tumblr poll

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[chthonicathenean]

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

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Did Supernatural (or anyone) ever use CONSECRATED ROCK SALT SHOTGUN SHELLS to fight ghosts and other such salt adverse entities? Was watching a vid talking about the Bass Pro Pyramid when I thought of this.

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

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[undeadentropy]

What a highly specific and devastating word

[yay855]

It literally translates to "sixth grader syndrome", it's just a portmanteau.

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[schifty-al]

If Elon is a space lord I'm the God Emperor of Mankind, ruler of a million worlds, and Master of poor decisions.