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Schitty reblogs.

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Fortune of the day

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Fortune of the day

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Fortune of the day

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

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[hedgehogoftime]

Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars

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Weenie Hut Junior’s

and the Salty Spitoon are

competing gay bars

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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[chibikuroneko13]

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

[foone]

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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[thoughtportal]

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

[gamebird]

This is very important. Systemic problems trump individual action all the time.

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

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me & the bad bitch i pulled by kicking her ass in street fighter 6

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Is that ponytail a spoiler? It fills me with concern

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Was looking at the Backrooms, and concerning thought came up about humans. Why do we have an instinct to fear faster than conventional speeds? I'm assuming there were some tribals that feared horses and carts, then there were fears about sail boats, definitely fears about trains though knowing the basics of how they work makes that kinda understand, they actively said "fuck pilots they don't need need parachutes them just jump out first chance they get", and then we started getting tangible concerns with acceleration that creates G-forces with rockets, and almost every sci-fi I've heard have points to some scary ass Eldritch bs when you even think about going FTL from point A to point B regardless of the methodology.

So to reiterate: why are we scared of going faster?