There is no mystery in my cadence

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jxckiechxse‌:

Kilt, skirt–its all the same to me.

I’ve spent too much time around Cesaro to not know the difference.

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ncolegxrcia‌:

Is that what the cool kids are using for a greeting these days?

Maybe? I was never one of the cool kids, and honestly I was too lazy to type more. 

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jxckiechxse‌:

Originally posted by raiderrussell

But here’s one of him doing a curtsy in a skirt so I mean, that’s pretty nifty too.

I think that’s a kilt. ...I hope that’s a kilt.

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jxckiechxse‌:

I was gonna post a gif of Scott Hall saying “Hey yo” back at you, but I don’t got one. Now I’m sad.

Disappointing.

[beastxslayer]

Yo.

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ncolegxrcia‌:

You alright there?

Alright is not the word I’d use right now.

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worldstoughestvegan‌:

I’d say at least your alive, but that’s probably not saying a lot right now.

I’d rather not be alive right now. At least I’ve stopped coughing up blood...

[beastxslayer]

Ouch. Just...ouch.

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becky-the-man‌:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone so happy to tell three other men to suck it.

...You make it sound so cheap and dirty when you put it like that.

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smokesxow‌:

Ain’t that the truth, well send you off to retirement if that day ever comes!

You’re better off giving me the old yeller treatment.

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smokesxow‌:

If you ever stop marking out with things like that, you’ve aged terribly & it wouldn’t be close to the real you. Enjoy the moments 🍾

Honestly, if I ever stop marking out, something’s probably very wrong. These moments are what makes all the crap we go through worth it.

[beastxslayer]

One of these days, stuff like this won’t make me feel like a little kid.

But god I hope it always does.

[beastxslayer]

I would make the comment that Raw’s gonna be interesting tonight, but let’s face it.

The only good thing is who I get to share the ring with.

[beastxslayer]

So training ‘til I nearly pass out hours before Raw is probably a bad choice right?

[itstonistime]

I’d say so.

[beastxslayer]

Good thing I make terrible choices on the regular.

[beastxslayer]

So training ‘til I nearly pass out hours before Raw is probably a bad choice right?

[dimprobs]

seth’s ig is a hate-free zone 🏳️‍🌈

[beastxslayer]

That was fun.

[theman-themom]

I didn’t get to Corbin like I was kind of wanting to, but at least you had that covered.

[beastxslayer]

One day, you'll get your chance to punch him.