My name is Freak Faerie Cookie ( if i give my actual name elder faerie cookie will exile me from guarding the silver tree)
This is a beasts x reader account, leave a request and ill get to it as soon as silver tree guarding duty is over!!!
What i will do: headcanons, oneshots, romantic(my specialty), platonic, smut/suggestive stuff, polyamory, Yandere, whatever isnt in my wont do list.
What i wont do: abusive relationships, child x beasts, no consent, anything like really gross you get the point just use common sense.
Dni: Hazbin hotel defenders/vivzipop defenders, coffin of andy and leyley fans, proshippers/darkshippers, lolicons/shotacons, maps, zoos, maga, nazis, genocide supporters(FREE PALESTINE AND CONGO), Gooseworxs defenders
MASTERLIST
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headcanons
Shape shifting reader which mirrors the beasts
Smut headcanons
Dragon shapeshifter reader(esc)
Beasts in heat
Reader sealed away in a mirror
Trying to get their baby to sleep(smc and esc)
Self aware! Cookie sized! Beasts x human sized reader
Reader in heat
Motherly reader making beasts bond with their minions
Nervous reader who idolizes the beasts
Beasts punishing cookies for hurting their beloved
Self aware beasts part 2
Self aware beasts part 3
Yan! Virtues x first cookie they met
Ancients x shapeshifting reader
Beasts turn reader into their pet(nonsexual)
Silent salt hc’s (posted before the new leaks / silent salt update)
Reader holding back powers x beasts
Beasts and their kids
Beasts x abused/depressed reader(NOT ABUSED BY THE BEASTS)
Hey sorry for that last mildly concerning vaguepost, i got heatstroke and had to go to the hospital but im A OK NOW i didnt even know cookies could get heatstroke. In any case, the witches are cruel. Im still working on dragon! Beasts x reader and will probably get back to posting very soon.
Heres how the beasts would celebrate your birthday
(Again no layout bc im going thru a change)
Tags: fluff, GN! Reader, no angst in sight, romantic/platonic vague
Mystic flour
🌾 -You may think Mystic flour wouldn’t celebrate anything, but that isn’t true. She understands mortal celebrations quite well and even hosted most of the parties between her and her friends when she was a virtue and granted many bake-day wishes.
🌾 - While she isn’t a party animal or one to do extravagant birthdays anymore, she does hear that it is your bake-day and she does consider it a significant day considering the futile lifespan of a cookie.
🌾 - She wakes you up in the morning somewhat early to have breakfast with her and cloud haetae first. She may illude to it being your bake-day if you forgot.
🌾 - After that theres a couple options she may choose. If you have somewhere you’re wanting to visit, she may travel there with you. If you’re more the type to want to spend it with people you cherish, she’d probably set up a spot to celebrate in the mountains, likely with the help of the dumplings who make fun of you for being so young.
🌾 - She doesnt give a large amount of gifts, just one full of meaning. Maybe a homey decoration for your room in the pagoda so you feel more comfortable. Cloud haetae, on the other hand, gives you lots and lots of small gifts they’ve compiled.
Burning spice
🏜️ - Burning Spice sees bake-days as a tribute to a good survivalist, at least if you’re a spice. It means you’ve fought against destruction for a certain amount of years and that is something to commend in his eyes.
🏜️ - He doesn’t celebrate anyones bake-day though, except yours of course, he doesn’t even celebrate his own. Out of all the other cookies, Burning Spice is most excited about your bake-day which is seen as completely strange to the other spices.
🏜️ - When you wake up, a servant brings you an pretty extravagant outfit that isn’t stuffy, in fact very mobile. When you exit your room and go to see him theres subtle but visible decorations in the temple. He captures you in a hug and nearly squeezes you to crumbs.
🏜️ - Strangely, his gifts are not meant to be enjoyed long term. They’re all experiences, he has an amazing cake and meal made for you, he takes you out to destroy stuff with him, you explore exotic places with him. He doesn’t give anything physical that isn’t used to create good memories.
🏜️ - At the end of the day when you return to the temple, he has a carving in the wall of you set up right next to him. He tells you that even thought this carving won’t last forever, nor will the oral telling of your presence, it will last a long, long time.
Eternal Sugar
🌷 - She is OVER THE MOON learning of your bake-day. Any chance to make you feel happy she is ecstatic to take. She plans this day months in advance, its one of the most important days on her calendar. You may think of your bake day as some small reminder but she sees it as an opportunity for a smile on your face, thats the greatest gift of all to her.
🌷 - Depending on if you’re more upbeat or down to earth, she may do something more grand or personal. Either way, she’s inviting all your friends and chosen family, she’s getting the best desserts, the prettiest decorations and the most entertaining performances. Its a birthday to be remembered (and each year is just as good as the last).
🌷 - Her party isn’t a surprise, shes awful at keeping it a secret anyway. She’s too concerned with if you’ll like it or not to keep some aspects hidden. She’s has to ask what you’d prefer! On the day of your birthday theres a whole caboodle of things to do before the actual party, her favorite part would be helping you get ready, getting you in something really special and fancy to stand out.
🌷 - She keeps a track of everything you want, so gift giving is easy for her. She practically gets you every little thing you mention on the offhand, no matter how valuable. She figures it out.
Shadow milk
🃏 - Shadow milk sees bake-days as an opportunity to throw a party and one up someone else’s gifts, thats really all anyone attends them for right? At least thats what he says, he’s glad that you’ve endured him for a whole year. He’s ready to throw a big party in your name because of it, while Black Sapphire and Candy Apple play along wondering why their bake-days aren’t celebrated so extensively.
🃏 - His parties are more like performances, as is everything, your party will follow a theme of his choosing. A theme that really defines your character but isn’t on the nose. If you like nature he may do a masquerade ball with animal masks and other of the sort.
🃏 - The party is a complete surprise, he may even do some magic to make you forget your bake-day coming up. When you exit your room and enter the main area of the spire, its a huge shock. Your friends are there, even ones from far, far away. He even throws in some silent puppets of characters you favor.
🃏 - His gifts are pretty general, sprinkled the mix are gags to keep it entertaining. He is of course the main performer, biggest gift giver, party director, prop designer and baked most of the food so he’ll probably be expecting a lot of praise for his work.
Silent Salt (minor angst srry lol)
🗡️ - Theres not much celebration left in him, but when you off handedly mention your bake-day is coming up, he does feel a spark of need to commemorate. Even in the face of it all, the mistakes that follow him and the cruelty that exists, this was something that brought you excitement, as did it him by proxy.
🗡️ - There is no party, not an official one. He’s not versed in modern bake-day customs. He celebrates how he celebrated hundreds of years ago among his people. When the day came, you both rode out somewhere better than the salt barrens and set up a picnic in a scenic area. It’s not too different from modern parties but feels heavier with implication.
🗡️ - His gift is the promise of keeping you safe and healthy to the next bake-day, he promises that the next year will be better than the last and so forth. He also promises to learn modern traditions better so next year he can commemorate you properly.
🗡️ - While his gifts are only words, they aren’t spoken callously. His swear is upheld strongly and seriously. (And the next year he did ATTEMPT to throw a party with the ancients help. Insert pic of him wearing a small party hat over his helmet)
I was just looking around when I noticed the DNIs in your pined post and... Please just know I'm not asking to start any arguments but... Can I ask about the Gooseworx part? I mean, I totally understand the hellaverse/vivzi part but... I'm just curious. Of course you are in no obligation to explain yourself to no one so feel free to ignore this is you want.
Have a good day 👋
/ooc
Oh gosh how do i tell you, if i sound angry in this post its because i feel very betrayed by a creator i looked up to not by you, anon. Im happy you asked because It reminds me that no one on tumblr is talking about this.
Before i say this im non binary and not transphobic in the slightest, i identified as trans up until i was 19. her defenders like to use that as a gotcha so im just saying that now. I used to be a big fan of tadc but i am not anymore because of this.
Heres everything i know of so far:
She has been caught talking sexually to a 17 year old when she was late into her 20’s. The 17 year old drew sexual art of her character and she commented on it and kept in touch up until the 17 year old was 18 where she even acknowledged how young they were.
Shes said a lot of “edgy” things in the past that are in poor taste that are still up. If you look up on her twt keywords like incest, black, nazi, sjw, racism and other stuff you’ll find boat loads of tweets that are as recent as 2021.
She had a tumblr account that is no longer up where she talked about being pro-ship / pro-fic. Even more suspicious when paired with her many many posts about incest
Shes friends with vivzi. Bear in mind they both have voice actors that have racist pasts and even have racist pasts themselves. Brandon rogers, voice of blitzo, has done blackface. Michael kovach, voice of jax, and the voice of zooble have both made N slur jokes.
She is YET TO APOLOGIZE.
Michael kovach has apologized for his behavior but she has made the same racist joke and even more things and is yet to issue a statement besides a pity post and a post following the slur incident in the glitch popup store which wasn’t even an apology, just saying that she condemns “real racism” whatever the fuck thats means
I am not trying to sway your opinion or tell you who to support and if you should enjoy tadc. Its an amazing show and its fans are awesome too. I just want people to be aware and honestly people SHOULD know about this because it is only getting traction on tiktok and twt.
@/Itsdigichiaki on tiktok does a great job of going over all the issues surrounding the situation I recommend watching her vids on the matter. If you need picture evidence she has vids up with screenshots and vids of the situation
I will not post about this again, you can dm for questions but i recommend doing research for yourself. Sorry for the ooc post this is just a topic that makes me upset as someone whos been a fan for a while
Thank you for reading, back to your regularly sceduled fanfics ❤️
Tags: Y/Ns kingdom has a set flavor (toffee, sorry if u dont like toffee), GN reader, polybeasts after a divorce, romance, only 1 beast in this chapter, lots of tropes but i promise it gets goated later
Disclaimer: reader is gender nuetral but ill be leaning into princess traits more than prince in terms of roles and tropes. Again. Gender neutral. Cant stress enough
It was a peaceful day among the rich, swaying plains that walled around the kingdom. Wooden carts carrying sheep, crop and sugarstone, and roll cake following set dirt paths into the gradually growing density of buildings.
From the viewpoint at the lonely tower atop the great castle standing stark in the center of a bustling city, they all looked like ants. With nothing to do in your lonely chamber high above the rest, you had devoted most hours to sorrowfully gazing down at your future subjects, yearning to be among them.
If you weren’t bored, like now, you were seething and trying to find a way out. Typically that low boiling anger turned to rage when one of your parents came in, shedding their king and queenly attire. “We just want to keep you safe!” “Such a fair cookie such as you cannot be kept on display!” “This hurts us more than it hurts you.”
You weren’t some frail, unintelligent, uninformed baby dough! You accumulated a wealth of knowledge on everything you could learn about and then some, you weren’t some damsel waiting for a shining armor or a dragon to kidnap you. You were capable! You could lead the kingdom all alone if your parents dropped dead in the next minute. It felt more like they were trapping you in this tower to make you less capable and knowledgeable.
A knock on the door startled you, you turned to the wooden entrance covered in scrapes and dents from your escape ettempts, even an arrow jutted out of it.
After a series of multiple locks becoming undone, your butler entered, two guards stationed behind him wearing biscuit armor. They were less to keep intruders out and more to keep you in.
“What?” You barked out coldly. The butler cookie merely stepped in with his tray of food and a letter neatly presented on the end.
“The cooks heated it twicefold so it may survive the journey up the stairs and not become cold.” He placed it on the bedside table and relieved you of your old plates from luncheon. The food was aromatic, a jelly steak surrounded by fried greens, tea with extra sugar and a sweet smelling focaccia. It was more extravagant, your parents were growing either weary or apologetic. No visits in days, silently abiding by your demands and complaints.
You huffed, you cant just take your anger out on the poor butler, he was the tolerant one in all of this. “This is nice… thank you… but tell them that im still never forgiving them and i won’t stop complaining until they let me out.”
“Very well. Would you like anything else, Your Royal Highness?” He responded professionally unbothered.
“Whats happening in the other kingdoms?”
“Your parents have forbidden me from informing you still.”
“Can you tell them i hate them and i hope they die tomorrow so i can inherit the throne and treat my heir better then they do?”
“As you wish, will that be all?” He said in that typical kind tone, adjusting his monocle with a free hand.
“Yes” you groaned and nearly fell onto yourself with annoyance. “Thank you, Stretched Candy Cookie.”
“You’re very welcome, have a good night, Your Royal Highness.”
“Have a better one.” You remarked watching him leave.
“As you wish,” you heard vaguely as Stretched Candy Cookie passed through the door.”
You were left alone with your thoughts again as always, just royalty in a tower. Yay.
You began to eat, not really interested in the food. Despite the efforts it was still cold. Impossible not to be when the climb up wasn’t heated, just your room and the small fireplace crackling in the corner. You didn’t fault the staff, your parents were putting them through hell by proxy of putting you through it.
Creeeaaaak~
You turned to the bow window beside your bed, its handle had come lose in the wind and creaked open from the wind. The harsh blow of freezing air attacked you, making your dough feel dry. You quickly moved to go shut it, latching the rusty lock tight.
You looked out longingly at the fields and towns below, then out at the horizon where the sky was turning into the colors of bruised fruits and warm peachy flowers. When you finally gained the strength to, you turned back to finish your meal. Picking the tea cup up and bringing it to your face.
“I wouldnt drink that if i were you.” An unknown voice came from the growing shadows. Your head perked up and you whipped your head around.
“Not unless you want to go to sleep for a VERY long time! Kye-hee-hee!” A more high pitched voice followed.
“Whos there?” You called out, but abided and put the cup down. Your body straightened out, heart beating quicker.
Finally from the ceiling, two sets of tiny eyes became visible, no larger than a bird. One set an amethyst purple, the other a deep apple red. You immediately move further back, away from the two small creatures. “What on earthbread!?”
That reaction earned a laugh, the eyes bobbing with their invisible bodies. The purple one rocked and in a quick burst, slid into the air. It was a bat wearing a bow tie, its slick black fur shined a dark sapphire color in the fireplace light. Behind it, moving more awkwardly, was a pale gecko wearing a bow with smaller wings on its hips fluttering profusely. Its beady eyes almost looked like candy apples with the large eyelashes coming off them.
They turned around your head before landing on the floor in front of you with a POOF and a sudden cloud. The two animals were now cookies!
The purple one bowed, a long staff with an eye at the end remaining upright. “Your highness.” He had a smug voice, wearing a formal tuxedo. A grape shaped earring caught the dim window light.
The red one was smaller, and indeed still retaining that apple and bow theme. Her dress was black, in an almost ballgown style. “He-he-he! Your super, royal highness!” She gave an improper quick bow, eager and giggling.
“Who are you?” You gave a small, almost hesitant laugh. The tall one stood straight and adjusted his tie. “My name is Black Sapphire cookie, and this… lovely… associate… of mine is Candy Apple cookie.”
“What peculiar names… Where do you hail from?” You tried to appear non chalant, keep your nose up, body straightened. But these two cookies were so interesting, you couldnt help but lean forward a bit to examine their strange demeanors, a far cry from the dull colors of the palace and towns below.
“We are but humble servants to The Dragon of Deceit himself, we live in the far away lands of beast yeast.” Black Sapphire leaned against his staff, the gemstone eye looking around.
“You said Dragon of-“ you cut yourself off and continued with another question. “Then.. why visit our kingdom.. or me for that matter?”
The concept of dragons having cookie servants was absurd, the Virtuous Dragons had servants, yes, but in the wars of Beast Yeast, the neighboring continent, they went missing. There was simply no way Black Sapphire truly said dragon. Perhaps staying up in this tower has made you go insane and this is all just a hallucination.
“Well, Y/N cookie, the gossipers are abuzz with the story of the royal heir in the tower, and i wouldnt be a good show host if i didn’t interview the cookie themselves!”
“Well.. its quiet.. and boring.. and the view gets uninteresting after a week.”
“Maybe we should bring them to Master Shadow Millk!” Candy apple giggles, giddy at the thought of this cookie you’d never met.
“Who is… Shadow Milk, is that the…” you hesitated a moment. This was absurd, surely you arent playing into this ludicrous idea of cookies that know dragons! “…Dragon of Deceit?” You croaked out slowly, testing.
“You’d be-“
“Thats right!” Candy apple began over Black Sapphire. “Our master Shadow milk is the Deceptive Dragon, Earthbreads Greatest Playwright, The-”
“Ok, he’s a great guy, i get it. Honestly i just want to leave this cramped place, can you get me out?” You spoke over her, frustration taking hold. In your isolation you found yourself more quick tempered, another piece of evidence that this tower ordeal wasn’t working out.
Black Sapphire looked to Candy apple with a grin. He opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by a voice from the window.
“How sad! You truly long for the outside world, i can feel it in your heart!” The three of you turned to the window where a cupid cookie, small and childish sat there. His eyes closed like the sight of you stuck in here was too much for his poor heart.
The two you’ve already become acquainted with groaned. “Pavlova cookie… how nice to see you.” Black sapphire greeted through gritted teeth.
Pavlova cookie opened his eyes, heart shaped pupils moving towards you then back to the first two. “You wont find true happiness with these two, only The Wondrous Dragon of Happiness, Eternal Sugar cookie can help you!”
Two dragons?!
Black Sapphire and Candy Apple sneer and scoff and Pavlova Cookie. “Master Shadow Milk requested we bring Y/N- no, insisted we bring Y/N to him! Do you expect us to return empty handed?”
“Wait hold on the dragon is asking for me-?” You tried to cut in but Pavlova flew beside you languidly. The two minions glaring daggers at him.
“The Bringer of Happiness is devoted to cookie kinds wellbeing, she sensed your sorrow from aaall the way across the continent. These two don’t have your best interest in mind, but she does!” The little cupid cookie floated a circle around you, bobbing up and down mid air like a bird on the wind. He carried a sweet scent, entrapping you in a gentle dream.
Black Sapphire stepped forward, shoving Pavlova Cookie away. Pavlova hit the wall nearby with a soft thump. “But you don’t look like you want to be tended to and living in a colorful nightmare do you? You want revenge, you want power. I see it in your eyes, me and Candy Apple are just the cookies for the job, we can spread awful rumors about them, or usurp them together in Master Shadow Milks name! Really liven up the place, yeah?” Black Sapphire leaned an elbow against your shoulder, speaking conspiratorially. Candy Apple giggled mischievously nearby.
The idea was certainly alluring, but usurping or destroying their livelihood seemed a bit much right now. You wanted to get out and get answers. You wanted to explore and experience, not live vicariously through books and tales. Then maybe dethroning would be nice. You barely open your mouth to speak when a new voice comes from nearby.
“What they need is a new mindset,” everyone turns to see a cloudy furred haetae perched on the window sill. “The Leavened Dragon, my master Mystic Flour will ease your suffering!”
“Theres three dragons after me!?” You spurted out in a panic.
“Great, we’re all here.” Black Sapphire sarcastically remarked.
“We got here first! Its only fair we take them to our master! Finders keepers!” Candy Apple got between you and the other two. You tried to speak but could only manage stammers.
“You aren’t going to help them, just take them as a puppet, a sad, sad puppet!” Pavlova cookie woefully replied.
“Pampering them wont help either, they need to embrace apathy.” The haetae retorted.
The four broke out into an argument, normally you’d be irritated but this is the most action you’ve seen in weeks. Four cookies arguing on who to save you, apparently three dragons trying to get their claws on you. You didn’t speak, just watched, and soaked it in.
BANG
Everyone turned to the door where the sound came from.
“Did you guys… hear that?” You spoke beneath your breath.
CLATTER
Shouting was briefly heard before it sounded like it was cut off.
Before anyone could comment the door bursted open to reveal a fiery cookie with the lower body. She scanned the room before landing on you.
“No, Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, we saw them first you can’t take the-“ Candy Apple wasn’t even able to finish her sentence.
Nutmeg Tiger lept forward, grabbing you in one arm.
“Hey!” You squealed, arms pinned and legs hanging loose. “Quiet!” She commanded in a raspy voice, the four began moving into action to try and snatch you back. Nutmeg Tiger was quick though, she ran to the center of the room, her front half lowering slightly as she positioned in front of the window.
Witches, she was going to jump!
“Wait! Nonono! Stop- AAAAHHHH!” You screamed as she pounced forward into midair, the two of you in freefall for at least a few seconds. You screaming and her grip tightening. She landed with a heavy drop onto roof tiles below, still high above the court yard but far from the tower.
Guards below had been alerted, pointing up towards the tower where the minions heads were poking out and then you. Yelling at other guards and up at Nutmeg Tiger.
“How did you land that?!” You asked, voice wavering.
Her determined expression didn’t waver, she began climbing up the dark tiles and ornate stonework to try and find a way down. “This is nothing to a spice!”
“Im guessing a dragon sent you?” You yelled over the sound of alarm bells ringing and heavy paw-steps against stone.
“The Ruinous Dragon has a keen eye on you! He sends his swarm to retrieve you!”
“Seriously?!” You shouted. She hopped onto a narrow beam, running down with the group of dragon servants from before chasing after. You had the misfortune of looking down to see nothing but a sheer drop to concrete below. You squealed. “Why are my prayers for change being answered in the worst way possible!” You yelled to no one in particular.
A crowd of armored guards were gathering below, she moved to crouch sideways on the beam. Angling to jump onto a small stretch of roof below. Before you could protest, she lept. Wind rushed past you, you closed your eyes as she hit the tile. Without giving you time to process, she then jumped down to the concrete courtyard path some ways ahead of the guards. The other four chasing were promptly caught up in the crowd and had to find detours to escape.
Arrows flew past your head, she ran a straight shot towards the hedge laced walls. She climbed up and out without much of a struggle, the knights stopped beside the wall, just out of reach and yelled for the gates to be opened.
When she began running out into the dark woods, you finally realized. You were free. You were out of the tower. You were being taken away.
Laughs bubbled up in your chest and a smiled spread across your face. “Im free. Im free! Oh thank you thank you thank you!”
Nutmeg Tiger wove around trees and trampled bushes with immense strength, she didn’t seem exhausted at all! “You can give your gratitude to The Great Destroyer.” She says with a proud tone.
The excitement dims a notch, you furrow your brow and hesitantly chuckle “the… destroyer?”
“The Great Destroyer, The Ruinous Dragon, Burning Spice cookie. He is who sent the swarm, he is our leader.” She seemed even more proud, dread bubbled up. Meeting this dragon didn’t sound appealing at all. Not compared to the others.
“Hey- maybe you can actually leave me here or… i dunno i think that Bringer of Happiness dragon sounded more uh.. inviting?”
She opened her mouth to speak but stopped, a great shadowy form emerged from the tree as a blade swooped towards the two of you. Nutmeg Tiger growled and lurched away. “Gah!”
She dropped you to the forest floor, you landed on your side with a yell. You looked up, on an armored horse as black as night sat a cookie with armor just as dark. With a helmet that showed no face beneath and purple flames that rose from his cloak and head. In his hand was a mighty, serrated sword.
“Depart. Or i shall make you.” He spoke darkly, moving in between you and Nutmeg Tiger. Something in your chest fluttered, you stared up at him in admiration. Nutmeg Tiger growled, making quick side to side moves to try and get past him, the horse then reared and let out a loud neigh. The black knight swumg his sword, Nutmeg tiger jumped out of the way. “The Great Destroyer will not be pleased to hear of your intervention.”
“Then let him face my blade once more.” He responded coldly. Nutmeg Tiger gained a more angry expression before darting off into the woods.
He insured she was truly gone before turning to you on the horse. “Are you unharmed?” He asked.
You slowly shake your head, mouth agape.
The sound of soldiers and horses drawing near grew louder. He turned to look in that direction.
A general in brown hardened toffee armor and a great stallion moved in between you and this dark knight. A crowd gathered around in the trees, creating a blockade but you doubted they could stop such a large horse.
“Who are you, do you work with that spice cookie?!”
“My name means nothing to you. That cookie is my foe.” He responded coldly.
A soldier got up to check on you, she was asking you questions but you were too busy watching this mysterious cookie.
“You saved them? Their highness Y/N cookie?”
“I have.”
The knights talked amongst themselves in hums.
The general continued over the talking. “Come within the palace, such an act cannot come without gratitude.”
“I am not worthy of your gifts and thanks, i merely come to serve.”
“To serve? You wish to join our ranks?”
“No. Take me to your king.” He commanded, the general seemed a little insulted that he wasn’t receiving the respect that he felt he needed.
“Very well.” The general sits upright a little more and turns towards you, he glances over your injuries then to the soldier assisting you onto their horse.
“Let us return.” The general says to the group and kicks the side of his horse. The general leads the way, the mysterious knight follows behind with a dark purple fire trailing behind him. His horses hoofbeats felt like thunder coming out of the ground. In a loose line with your horse in the middle, everyone followed after.
It was only when you lost sight of the knight you snapped out of your weird daze and realized.
Y/N: You’re such a good friend, Shadow Milk, I admire you greatly.
Shadow Milk: Um, news flash! Im doing this all for me, you’re just a small factor in a muuuch greater plan! I would never really be your friend! Ptuey! The audacity!
Later in the spire of deceit, Shadow Milk is on his bed kicking his legs, blushing and giggling, surrounded by pictures and dolls of Y/N. He’s replaying the memory in his mind while he sews another one.
Black sapphire in the doorway with candy apple behind him: uh.. master?
His form erupts into a dark spiky mass with blue eyes to hide all the items around him.
I had an idea for a Y/N who was ex’s with a beast and got together with the respective ancient but still friends with their minions even after getting with their new partners
Uhh. Heres a short little thing. No silent salt and willy cus it doesnt work for them
Im doing a layout change so no fancy stuff for now sorry if it looks weird
Tags: referenced toxic relationship with the beasts / unhealthy relationship, crack, fluff, generally lighthearted, pretend theres more time between the final battle with dark enchantress and each beast ep so this makes sense
Hollyberry
🍻 - The day Hollyberry arrived in the garden was such a life changing day. Your conversations with her opened your eyes, you realized just how awful your relationship with Eternal Sugar was. All the sweet clouds she put over your eyes so you wouldn’t see the issues.
🍻 - Hollyberry convinced you to leave with her, to exist outside of the delusions and control. There was a whole world out there, she wanted you to go have fun and live a little. You left with her and her kingdom and never looked back.
🍻 - Your relationship flourished, she didn’t fill cavity in your heart with sugar but rather helped you mend it and become stronger in the end.
🍻 - Even though your life had changed completely and for the better, someone still clung to you. Pavlova cookie was a good friend, the two of you used to hang out and hide from the tasks Eternal Sugar gave you both. It would seem he missed complaining with you.
🍻 - Hollyberry was busy most days and Pavlova only appeared when she was gone as that was when Eternal Sugar was less manic. He mostly came to complain and avoid his jobs, now that Sugarfly is gone he actually has to put in the work.
🍻 - One day Hollyberry came home when the two of you were lounging around eating snacks taken from the garden.
Pavlova: …every single day its a cycle of the same things! Ohhh dont leave the garden oooh wheres Y/N and Hollyberry!
Y/N(mouth full): that sounds like genuine hell i have no clue how i didnt go insane in there
Pavlova: You kinda did for a while
Y/N: I did not that was just a bad day
🍻 - The door opened up and the both of you — honestly fearing it was Eternal Sugar — lept up, Pavlova darting behind you… it was Hollyberry.
Hollyberry: Whoa! Its just me!
She laughs heartily, she notices Pavlova.
Hollyberry: i wasn’t aware we had guests!
Pavlova drifts towards the window with a mildly fearful expression.
Pavlova: i was just about to leave actually!-
Hollyberry: Nonsense! You are welcome to stay, as a matter of fact you should be my guest at tonights party!
Pavlova perked up, wings fluttering.
🍻 - You end up having to explain the situation to Hollyberry, she’s understanding but wants you to not keep secrets like that from her. Imagine if it was eternal sugar at the door!
Golden cheese (i overdid it on this one)
☀️ - Your relationship with Golden cheese was rocky in the beginning. You were something of a close guard and spouse to Burning Spice, both terms being used loosely. He mostly just had you there as decoration or to toy with. You were technically his spouse but you never really felt like it. Golden Cheese cookie came along during Burning Spices absence and you were one of the first to attack her.
☀️ - He only spoke with you after he caught Golden Cheese, angry and dismissive of you. The next time you saw her was when she was tattered and weak. She used the time to convince you that you weren’t being appreciated properly, you deserved more.
☀️ - You returned with her to the new cheese kingdom, you still retained a role of guard but Golden Cheese made sure your efforts were actually rewarded.
☀️ - A few weeks pass and your spice swarm brothers and sisters began appearing like stray dogs. They think you’re boring now, you used to be so fun and reckless! Liven up a little, go destroy something, this puny kingdom wont last. You let them hang around as long as they dont step foot in the kingdom. Today is no different.
Spice 1: Come on, Y/N, you’re really gonna just stand around all day!
Spice 2: Yeah, The Great Destroyer mentioned you by name today! Clearly he wants you to return.
Y/N: im standing here because of cookies like you trying to get in.
You put your weapon in front of an entrance one was trying to get in through.
Spice 3: Wouldn’t it be more fun to tear this whole place down? You’re gonna let it stand just because that cookie gives you trinkets and jewelry?
The spices agree loudly.
You roll your eyes
Y/N: Not getting past me.
Spice 1: Let me go first, i’ll show you how fun it is, maybe you just need a reminder!
☀️ - The spice begins to try moving past you, a spear suddenly flies in between you and the spice. It hits the ground. Golden cheese lands beside you, wing wrapped around you
Golden cheese: I believe they made themselves abundantly clear.
☀️ - The spices either turned tail and ran or walked off in frustration. She seemed rather proud, holding you close
Golden cheese: He can come and try to take my treasure, he will fail.
Dark cacao
⚔️ - You used to be Mystic Flours, but in her pursuit of enlightenment she had become distant. This was no accident or forgetting, she was intentionally putting distance and trying to teach you to become apathetic. For the most part you followed, in hindsight you just wanted her to return to you as normal.
⚔️ - Dark cacao came along, you lived in the high mountains just lower than the peach trees but higher than the dumplings. Your chamber used to be with Mystic Flour herself. You were fearful he had come for your head, you didn’t know of the current feud between him and his other half. He explained who he was and had you explain who you were. He told you that living in her shadow was no way to be, you needed to be your own person.
⚔️ - After his fight with Mystic Flour he returned for you, you went to the Cacao kingdom with the soldiers.
⚔️ - You were given a job but Dark Cacao kept you close. Daily check ins minimum, he ensured your food was right, no one was mistreating you. He acted stoic but he was clearly soft on you.
⚔️ - one day as you were walking along the wall, a familiar face showed up. Cloud Haetae had came to visit, since you were gone no one was there to pet or play with them anymore! It became a habit to spend lunches with the little haetae. You tried to convince them to leave their master but to no avail. Unfortunately today you were caught red handed.
Y/N: Ready? Fetch!
⚔️ - Cloud haetae ran off through the powder after a stick. As they ran back with it in their mouth, they skidded before you with a frightened expression. You looked behind you to see Dark Cacao staring with an unamused expression.
Y/N: O-Oh! Dark Cacao cookie! Nice to see you here, have you met Cloud Haetae..?
Dark cacao: Yes.
Y/N: Oh thats great! They-
Dark Cacao: They led me and my troops to our death.
You gasped and whipped around.
Y/N: Cloud haetae! How could you!?
⚔️ - Cloud haetae wasn’t allowed into the kingdom for a long time… but Y/N managed to convince Dark Cacao to let them keep the haetae after Mystic Flours defeat. Dark cacao ends up growing to like the little haetae.
Pure Vanilla
🍦 - You had lived in the spire of deceit for the longest time as Shadow Milks lover. Over time he became more deceitful with his relationship, he wouldn’t tell you certain things or would tell you brutal truths just to provoke. It was an endless cycle behind the scenes.
🍦 - Pure Vanilla really ticked him off… you actually enjoyed the healers presence although you said nothing. You watched him go through changes, accepting his past, improving himself. It was inspiring, it touched you. You wanted to change from this life in the dark. He gladly accepted you, you joined him and his team back to the Vanilla kingdom.
🍦 - Your wounds were hard to fix when they were stitched together with puppet strings but Pure Vanilla was patient and gentle. Beyond the horizon when the moon began to rise you always felt Shadow Milks presence. Angry at his losses and insults to ego. For the most part you didn’t look back… but you did have one friend you missed.
🍦 - Black sapphire was your gossiping buddy, you caused lots of chaos together. He was your supporter in a way, a bestie so to speak. Which made it completely unsurprising when he showed up to your house unannounced and immediately began filling you in on everything that’s happening across earthbread.
🍦 - You didn’t tell Pure Vanilla of course, he ended up finding out on his own.
Black sapphire was fixing his hair in a mirror while you were doing your own thing
Black sapphire: …but it gets better if you can believe it. Because who do i find Mozzarella cookie meeting with?
Y/N: Who?
Black Sapphire: none other than Nutmeg Tiger cookie
Y/N: NO WAY.
Black sapphire: Im not saying theyre an item but they were talking veeery familiarly-
🍦 - Black sapphires story is interrupted by someones throat clearing nearby. Its Pure Vanilla, who was retaining a kind yet confused expression. Black sapphire turns to him with a surprised look.
Pure Vanilla: Black Sapphire cookie, its been some time. How are you and your sister?
Black Sapphire stammers: um… well. We are doing alright. Could be better since the spire fell apart.
His words were an intentional backhanded jab, you felt very nervous in the new tense atmosphere. You decided to chime in, creating a new topic to discuss.
Y/N: I heard Hollyberry is using a berry from beast yeast to make a new type of juice.
That caught their attentions.
Pure Vanilla: Truly?
Black Sapphire: No way, everything there is too hardy for juice.
Y/N: Just saying what im hearing
🍦 - The three of you talk as a group for a while, then Black Sapphire shared a scandalous secret and Pure Vanilla tried to explain why gossiping like that was bad. So Black Sapphire left promptly after. Pure Vanilla somehow viewed that interaction as a positive because there was no explicit fighting.
Travelling along a path, Silent Salt is riding horseback on Nox. On a smaller horse nearby is Y/N, who’s still getting their bearings.
Y/N’s horse becomes misguided for a moment, causing them to redirect. They yelp, stumbling through bushes before catching up to Silent Salt who seemed pretty unbothered.
Y/N: Whoa! Heh- how do you get Nox to walk so steadily?!
Silent Salt: Nox has been trained for years, he wishes to complete tasks just as i do. We are in sync in cause.
Y/N: Right.. no horsing around or anything.
Silent Salt sighed at the pun.
Silent Salt: Yes. He takes it seriously.
Y/N’s horse snorted and tried to walk ahead, Nox let out a snort which startled the horse into staying at its side.
Y/N: witches! Thank’s, Nox, for helping me rein them in.
Silent salts head lowered slightly, he groaned. Y/N’s face grew smug
Y/N: Hayyy, don’t be such a neigh-sayer i’m just trying to keep some stable vibes!
Silent salt: I fail to see how these jests aid in our travels
Y/N: Too bad, you know theres mare to come.
Silent salt was quiet for a moment, then beneath the muffling of his helmet and the loud hoofsteps Y/N could hear soft, stifled snickers.
