assflash newshole

current mood: spaghetti, but boiled in a puddle on the street

[beatledyke]

Throwback 2 this blog

[raptorific]

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

[raptorific]

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

[brokebitch2006]

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

[raptorific]

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[stewardish]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

[groupthinker]

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

[sandsvendor100]

I Can Be Killed But I Wont

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my mom wanted a pumpkin from me very badly even though im not good at carving them at all so this is what she got. his name is Horrible Gourd

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

so how does it feel to give life to an abomination?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cant respond cause HG is biting my fingers

[stability]

this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve

[juelzsantanabandana]

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[justlittlefrogthings]

Gnome Culture

They Brush Their Beards Every Morning, They Slip On Their Curled Shoes, They Pop That Red Fucking Hat On They’re Head, And They Load The Bullets Into The Pistol

[notheter]

Visit Original Link

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[nightlifemingus]

i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked

[acoolguy]

and he will continue to fuck unless we find a way to stop him

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[mynoey101]

So we know that normally trainers start at age 10 in Pokemon.

I was 8 years old when I started leafgreen and emerald.

Reblog and tag how old you were and what was your first game.

[mexicanheaux]

do u have any straight friends?

Yes and i love them despite this flaw #solidarity