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Prophet like it’s hot
i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
God bless drag queen omg
Crying omf
Vaccinate your kids folks
I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio
"When I told my brother that there was a bug on him"
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO
well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both
#StopWhitePeople2k14
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this movie
I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches
why am i on the tumblr login page
how did this occur
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to