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@beau-n-arrow-house
intro thingy
Name; Beau House (yes. the medical malpracticioner. I'm his cousin.)
Skills; bit of guitar, animation (that I will not share)
Im 14. recently moved to NJ. thought I may as well make an account to connect with my family a bit more (not that connecting with them will be an issue considering we only live a tiny bit away)
nails 😛
my dad called me a sissy but worth ittttt
//OOC; NOT MY PICTURE! image comes from Pinterest
throwback thursdays tb to when i had a thing for @juliahouse 's dad<3
top ten things i regret
..I'm marrying him in two weeks
well arent we glad i don’t like guys
also congratssssssss
well arent we glad i don’t like guys
also congratssssssss
it was weird when you liked him.. mildly creepy, so yes im glad for that as well as that we're engaged
thanks Cameron :]
How was it weird. it was a VALID crush on a man who just HAPPENED to be my boss
How was it weird. it was a VALID crush on a man who just HAPPENED to be my boss
you we're basically half is age and he was nothing but an ass to you.
eh. I once kissed a 19 year old. I don't think it's that weird. she was hot. plus I had more intelligence than her anyway lol she had to be held back
COUSIN BASTARD.
ur daughter is reblogging porn. this family is a hellish one to be required to survive in....
-Beau, @beau-n-arrow-house
I know...
tell her to at least have her porn be anatomically accurate if she's gonna reblog it. lack of accuracy makes it physically painful to read.
may or may not have gotten a hairline fracture...................
you IDIOT.
Now's not the time for that, unless she broke it in a very..way way
fell off a tree..
I did that once. nothing broke but I dislocated my shoulder and my dad put it back in instead of a doctor and now it hurts randomly even though it's been like 2 years /:
shit happens ig
Kissing but it's extremely gay and we're both covered in blood
hy ur a docitnr and u won't make fun of me like my cousodn qould... what do I do if I accdidntlly drink a monster energy after O takeb my AHDHD meds? Am I die?? Mind go zoom???? Heart?????
-beau House, @beau-n-arrow-house
youre not going to die, but you are going to feel like you are dying. try not to do anything with too much precision because you'll be too all over the place to be precise. and don't go anywhere because you're likely going to crash and crash hard, you'll be too tired
I am fine now. Couldn’t get to sleep until 12 AM and was tweaking out but otherwise it was alright
Dr House is an evil vampire send tweet
ow chest?
please tell your kids to stop reblogging pork.
(OOC; pork was meant to say porn but I found the spelling error funny so I kept it)
@beau-n-arrow-house
It's fine if they reblog pork? I don't care? I mean it's pork? And they don't have to eat kosher if they don't want to..? I'm so confused
If this is about the porn though, I've tried, I've tried and they don't listen and it's painful. I do believe it's normal to have interest in porn at their ages but I think they should stop posting things about it online. For their own safety, but they don't listen
I meant porn. try... I don't know, man, you're alone on this one. feed whoever reblogs porn next 1 day blinding stew or something. or maybe take away her internet access for like three days.
when mom is yelling to someone named "STOP DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS YOU HAVE A FAMILY HISTORY OF BLOOD CLOTS AND YOU ALREADY HAVE INCREASED BLOOD PRESSURE FROM ANXIETY AND PRESCRIPTION STIMULANT USE" but it's ok because my name is Beau (:
green paradise Monster...
alrightttttt, can I see my options?
these four mf's
any of them bi. asking for a random kid in my class (same age as me). he doesn't have Tumblr so, if any are interested in men, you can just send a number to me and I'll set them up together or something
I guess we're posting pics now
first three are me when I was young. Last is me now (ignore the skirt. I was doing it as a joke.)
(OOC; PHOTOS DON'T BELONG TO ME! First one is a stock image and the last three are Pinterest. I can take them down if you tell me!)
i found the tape of you and Jimmy. DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE AGGRESIVE
that’s your stepfather do not watch that
Freud would have loved studying you
for clarification, I mean 'you' as in Julia. Amber is mostly normal except for the fact all her boyfriends keep turning out gay.
packing suuuuckksss
LIKE. I BETTER GET A BIG ROOM BC IF I DO, I CAN STILL HAVE MY SWING AND I WONG GO BE AN IDIOT.
@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse
as your family member I will help you pack IF ☝️ you give me five bucks or a bowl of icecream
*throws a 5 dollar bill at them* take it and help
Yay
I'm in your living room right now. Don't ask how I got in.
packing suuuuckksss
LIKE. I BETTER GET A BIG ROOM BC IF I DO, I CAN STILL HAVE MY SWING AND I WONG GO BE AN IDIOT.
@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse
as your family member I will help you pack IF ☝️ you give me five bucks or a bowl of icecream
so youre supposedly someone whos my father's cousin but im a year older than you..? uh...
I'm nearly 15. My parents also had me when my dad (House's side) was 31 and my mother was 24.
