Amber Volakis

[not-resin]

Intro

You should already know who I am. If you don’t, my name is Amber Volakis, known as Cut-throat Bitch to many, for good reason.

ooc things

so this blog is gonna basically completely ignore the crash but i’m not sure whether it’s pre crash or if it’s an au where it didn’t happen

i’m open to basically any ship with amber in it (i do have to say i’m a fan of amber x wilson though)

also here are all the other blogs i run:

@eric-foreman-official

@andrios-vlahos

@youllnevercatchmi

@alexandrovlahos

@lookatthe-daisies

I’m running this shit like the military guys.

also! because of her surname I have decided amber is greek in the same capacity that i am greek (greek father who didn’t teach his kids shit about greece because everyone had emigrated at that point so now the kids have identity issues) (time to project)

[andrios-vlahos]

Does anyone know who Cor’s next of kin was? He cut off his parents and he doesn’t have any siblings. Not any kids. He wanted kids. Am I his next of kin? Do I need to plan 2 funerals now?

[andrios-vlahos]

How do I find a coffin for a man who was 6’11?

[juliahouse]

build it

[andrios-vlahos]

I can’t build I’m just barely out of a wheelchair and I’d ask my boyfriend but he’s the one who needs the 6’11 coffin so my next choice would be Alexandro and he’s dead too.

[not-resin]

@dr-robertchase @eric-foreman-official you guys have to build a 7 foot coffin for our former coworker

[dr-robertchase]

what? sure i guesss

the last time i built anything was when my father showed me his model city but ill give it a swing.

are you being serious?

[not-resin]

You two are the only young able-bodied men I can think of who work here.

[andrios-vlahos]

Does anyone know who Cor’s next of kin was? He cut off his parents and he doesn’t have any siblings. Not any kids. He wanted kids. Am I his next of kin? Do I need to plan 2 funerals now?

[andrios-vlahos]

How do I find a coffin for a man who was 6’11?

[juliahouse]

build it

[andrios-vlahos]

I can’t build I’m just barely out of a wheelchair and I’d ask my boyfriend but he’s the one who needs the 6’11 coffin so my next choice would be Alexandro and he’s dead too.

[not-resin]

@dr-robertchase @eric-foreman-official you guys have to build a 7 foot coffin for our former coworker

[andrios-vlahos]

I’m in charge of Daisy now. Does anyone know where I can leave her while I’m at work? She’s on summer vacation already and I dont want to leave her alone.

[not-resin]

Leave her in diagnostics. Cameron will take care of her, surely.

[not-resin]

foreman is on the phone crying what do I do I think it’s about dinner?

[dr-robertchase]

what the hell happened at dinner? Foreman texted me but I think he pressed the wrong contact

-@not-resin

Foreman just kept going on and on about the stupid allegations and how they werent true and "unprofessional" and "silly" and jobless people sent them. why does he care? would dating me even be that bad. not that id date him

[not-resin]

I might know something you don’t

[dr-robertchase]

what? that foreman hates me? hes made that pretty clear.

[not-resin]

Not quite. I’ll let him tell you in his own time

[dr-robertchase]

i don't think foremans in any mood to talk to me. and the last time he spoke his mind was probaly never

[not-resin]

we’ll see

[dr-robertchase]

what the hell happened at dinner? Foreman texted me but I think he pressed the wrong contact

-@not-resin

Foreman just kept going on and on about the stupid allegations and how they werent true and "unprofessional" and "silly" and jobless people sent them. why does he care? would dating me even be that bad. not that id date him

[not-resin]

I might know something you don’t

[dr-robertchase]

what? that foreman hates me? hes made that pretty clear.

[not-resin]

Not quite. I’ll let him tell you in his own time

[dr-robertchase]

what the hell happened at dinner? Foreman texted me but I think he pressed the wrong contact

-@not-resin

Foreman just kept going on and on about the stupid allegations and how they werent true and "unprofessional" and "silly" and jobless people sent them. why does he care? would dating me even be that bad. not that id date him

[not-resin]

I might know something you don’t

[misanthropemd]

Dad, do you know what "Choreman" is?? It's the talk of the whole hospital.

Do I know? I started it.

[eric-foreman-official]

Of course this is your fault.

[misanthropemd]

Guilty. If you didn't flirt so obviously, there wouldn't have been anything to start.

[eric-foreman-official]

I don’t flirt with anyone and Chase flirts with anything that breathes.

[dr-robertchase]

you don't flirt with anyone cause you're incapable

[misanthropemd]

Tell that to Wilson.

[dr-robertchase]

wasn;t talking to you ? unless you mean foremans flirted with wilson

[misanthropemd]

Whoopsie. My bad. Look in a mirror instead.

[dr-robertchase]

even IF i flirted with him he'd be too oblivious his skulls thicker than... a really thick skulll

[not-resin]

Your use of the English language is really incredible.

[sug4r-cook3is]

Is it weird for nuwrses to pat youwr head or like...

brwush your hairw with theiwr hand wheneva they check on youwr vitals an' stuff...?

Or thas just me... :T

[not-resin]

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

[sug4r-cook3is]

...?

They usuwawwy don do thah tho...? :^

[not-resin]

What do you mean by that?

[sug4r-cook3is]

Is it weird for nuwrses to pat youwr head or like...

brwush your hairw with theiwr hand wheneva they check on youwr vitals an' stuff...?

Or thas just me... :T

[not-resin]

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

[lettybug]

what

why dont mine do that

[not-resin]

You’re 16.

[lettybug]

sixteen year olds need fake affection too

[not-resin]

Not to the same extent.

[sug4r-cook3is]

Is it weird for nuwrses to pat youwr head or like...

brwush your hairw with theiwr hand wheneva they check on youwr vitals an' stuff...?

Or thas just me... :T

[not-resin]

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

[lettybug]

what

why dont mine do that

[not-resin]

You’re 16.

[sug4r-cook3is]

Is it weird for nuwrses to pat youwr head or like...

brwush your hairw with theiwr hand wheneva they check on youwr vitals an' stuff...?

Or thas just me... :T

[not-resin]

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

[not-resin]

house is pisssing me ogf im going to

[andrios-vlahos]

elaborate?

[not-resin]

No

[not-resin]

house is pisssing me ogf im going to

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

r u at the bar? :) have fun

-Skyler the intern

I was, and now I have a massive fucking migraine.

[skyler-the-med-res]

oh no! I have a shitton of Tylenol if you need it. Also noise canceling headphones

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

Thank you.

[skyler-the-med-res]

otw

[skyler-the-med-res]

i better not see you on Tumblr for a while, you need to sleep

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

I have work today, anyways.

[skyler-the-med-res]

call in bro please u looked like shit

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

Nope

[skyler-the-med-res]

I'm begging you, call in. You need to rest

[not-resin]

He didn’t call in and he did look like shit.

[skyler-the-med-res]

im gonna break his bones /j

[not-resin]

He’ll just look worse. Probably isn’t used to not being a pretty boy for once in his life.

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

r u at the bar? :) have fun

-Skyler the intern

I was, and now I have a massive fucking migraine.

[skyler-the-med-res]

oh no! I have a shitton of Tylenol if you need it. Also noise canceling headphones

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

Thank you.

[skyler-the-med-res]

otw

[skyler-the-med-res]

i better not see you on Tumblr for a while, you need to sleep

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

I have work today, anyways.

[skyler-the-med-res]

call in bro please u looked like shit

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

Nope

[skyler-the-med-res]

I'm begging you, call in. You need to rest

[not-resin]

He didn’t call in and he did look like shit.