casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal
competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀
I HATE how this makes sense to me
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Which one
LITERALLY ANYRTHING, I UNDSERSTAND NOTHING
Okay so first one is saying ‘terastalize Archeops into Normal type and use Choice specs(50% damage boost to special moves) Uproar while partner Simipour moves BEFORE Archeops to use Gastro Acid and lower the targets special defense by half
Second one is discussing the DOZENS of ways Garchomp and mega Garchomp have been used. Pokemon don’t have One Good Kit(usually) and that kind of guesswork puts the opponent on the back foot
Third one, you’re facing down a Tyranitar who’s plus one attack and plus one speed, presumably from dragon dance, meaning it outspeeds YOUR team(In this case let’s say you brought Celebi, swampert, Flygon and Aerodactyl.) the problem now is you don’t know what this Ttar is packing. It could be running Leftovers, which would only activate if it had taken damage, or it could be running Lum Berry, which would heal a potential burn that would have cut Ttars attack in half. Three layers of Spikes are up in your side of the battle, meaning anything you send out(besides Aerodactyl) will be taking some chip.
TLDR third is same as the second, the guesswork of what TTar is using and what Hidden Power(a move that changes type depending on factors of the user) TTar has makes it dangerous

















