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If I was in the elder scrolls universe I'd either get cancelled or cause a political incident by frequently and inadvertently offending Alfiq Khajiit by saying things like "aw little guy!" to like these grown ass merchants and bankers and such

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H.R. GIGER’S ALIEN

where do i put my shitposts now that twitter is dead? realms stories isnt doin it for me

#one would post whatever on this website and just leave huge obnoxious tags like this.#within which full proofread sentences about the subtle nuances of david tennents particular style of doctor who #characterization that was so beloved by the townspeople of tumblr.#what am i doing here. im almost 30

ammit420

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

ammit420

“fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“

dulect

“I know someday I’ll feel better but it will never change the fact that I’ll always miss you.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

americanwarrior5-deactivated201

#Repost @colionnoir with @get_repost ・・・ READ THE CAPTION BELOW _____ ・・・ Kids at New Prague Senior High School yesterday walked out, in honor of the 17 students killed in Florida. Students held signs that said, “Arm our teachers” they had two signs. A student walked out without saying a word peacefully put up his sign which said “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” he was escorted off the property by the principal and threatened to be put into a police car. This violates the first amendment and makes me sick that they can do whatever they want. Please make this go viral. #walkingout #minnesota

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(at Highland, California)

catwithbenefits

sixpenceee

Curious emperor penguin in Antarctica investigates camera

summercicada

It looks like they looked at it and went like…my God Carl *shakes head* those darn humans and their contraptions I never.

givemeabite

They look absolutely flawless and perfect.

fakewoke

im going to assume they danced after this

thevampireconnoisseur

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start

mimikyu-chwan

stuckinthemoment

kimreesesdaughter

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.