Beautiful-Broppy turned 5 today!
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@beautifulbroppy
Beautiful-Broppy turned 5 today!
Guys⊠holy jeezâŠ. I canât believe that 5 years went by so fast. đł
Who here has done tattoo commissions?
This is my first time being payed to draw a tattoo and I feel like the things I have found online are too much.
The person Iâm giving this too wants it to be about 6x6 and colored. It isnât too complex of a drawing but I donât know what I should be asking for in a price.
Any Suggestions or advise?
I.... need help...
I donât know if people will actually read this, but if you are please help me out. Iâm not very knowledgeable when it comes to the topics of depression, anxiety, suicide, etc.
I have noticed that when I make a mistake or make someone upset the first thing that I think of is âI should just leave now. I donât deserve to live after I did that.â I shake the thought away but it echos in my head and then after that comes âwhyâd I think that?â
The two best examples were both recent.
I accidentally drove illegally, it wasnât safe and got in trouble with my school for it. I felt terrible that I forgot that rule and I wasnât allowed to drive to school for 2 weeks, but I could still pick up my sister from the elementary school. That day driving home and back every tree, building and other car I passed the thought came up. âYou could run into that car and your guilt/misery would be over.â âYou wouldnât be beating yourself up if you were dead.â And it was just there.
The next one was a couple days ago. I was frustrated with some homework and things that happened earlier that day. My boyfriend was trying to cheer me up over face time while I was cutting vegetables. He had just had an amazing day and he doesnât have them often. No matter what he said I couldnât shake the frustration and would find something else to complain about. After a while I tired out his optimism and he went numb. The phone fell and hung up so I called him back and noticed his whole attitude changed. I tried to convince him that he was really helping me, but he knew that wasnât true and felt upset because he couldnât help me. I felt terrible and the sudden urge/thought to tell him I am sorry and slit my throat with the knife I was holding right in front of him. My throat hurt like I actually did it. Later that night he told me that I scared him because I never get mad. I started crying, I desperately wanted to tell him what happened. The thoughts that have crossed my mind, how much they scared me. How much it scared me that something was wrong with me. I didnât. I didnât want him to worry and feel worse when he had such a good day, or only try to get attention...
Even when I was little I have had these thoughts. I WAS 5! when I would get in trouble from my parents instead of most kids âIâm gonna run away!â Mine was âIâm gonna kill myself.â
I know there are people on here that know and experienced sucidal thoughts. I want to know if these are just intrusive thoughts that I donât need to worry about, or if itâs a good thing I am worried about this.
I have never told anyone... I get scared that Iâm only doing it for attention, Iâll worry the people around me, and that people wonât treat me the same. I want to go to the therapist, but I donât want to tell my parents why I want/need to go.
Iâm not looking for sympathy or âLikes/Reblogsâ. I need to know if I actually need to tell people about this and go to a therapist.
Thank you guys! Love you
tell me this wouldnt happen
No no.... Gary Jr. đ
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Plz post more broppy pictures and pictures of willow and Briar! Also, what is the ship name for Willow and Briar?
Oh! đ Well, Iâm pretty sure you got the wrong gal. Yes, I used to draw Broppy and I still love them, but life has been so busy lately.
Also, Iâm not the artist that draws Willow and Briar. Her artwork is amazing but I found her account was deactivated? I donât know why, but I am going to miss her art too.
She is a much better artist than I am, which is one of the reasons why Iâm pretty sure you got the wrong person. Sorry
Thereâs so much happening in this picture
Okay but imagine married trolls having rings like hugtime bracelets but theyâre kisstime rings!!! â€ïž
Yes!!
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
âWow⊠I didnât realise how tired I was until nowâŠâ Poppy sighed as the newlyweds floated around the dancefloor to a beautiful strings instrumental provided by the classical trolls.Â
âItâs been a huge day,â Branch agreed, gently stroking the back of her hair. âTake a moment to rest, my love.â Poppy didnât argue when he eased her head down onto his shoulder and he took the lead, swaying them gently around the floor and taking her weight off her feet. Â
âWe have approximately⊠3 minutes and 25 seconds before we have to switch back into party mode,â Branch chuckled, then sighed as the reality of that thought sunk in. He rested his head a little on top of hers, wishing this beautiful moment in time would last longer. It had been a massive day for both of them, and as happy as Branch was right at that moment, his social interaction quota was well and truly exhausted for the day, and old habits couldnât be helped. All he wanted in the world now was to scoop up his bride and take her home.Â
Poppy wrapped her arms around him and sighed softly into his neck; savouring his warmth, his smell, his big protective arms enveloping her. She was so utterly content. Then a cheeky thought crossed her mind and she smirked.
âI canât wait to get back to the bunkerâŠâ she said lowly in his ear, and grinned when she felt him instinctively clutch the back of her dress.Â
âHalf an hourâŠâ he said almost immediately. âHalf an hour and weâre out of here, Mrs BranchâŠ. or so help me HairâŠ.â And she giggled as he swung her around for one final spin.
Itâs soo cute đ„șđâ„ïž
âI canât be vegan, I love cheeseâ
Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf canât drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese?Â
GO VEGAN.Â
WRONG
That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They donât NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cowâs udder and bruise it with their noses.
This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed.
Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts.
âŠreally? You donât think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?
Militant vegans can fuck right off
Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older. Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months).
Also, nose tags like that one donât go through the cowâs septum. They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans.
In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows. Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working. Iâve seen this happen, and itâs ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she canât produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or canât be milked with automatic milking equipment. So, nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty.
Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed. Often they will suck on other calvesâ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected. Iâm not sure if nose tags would work there, because physicsâa non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be betterâbut yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea.
reblogging for educational purposes.
reblogging for people being schooled
This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you.Â
I love this for 2 reasons: Most people donât realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda.Â
Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you donât abuse your animals. Ever. Thatâs not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. Youâll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg.Â
So. Yeah. Watch out, because weâre getting internet access these days. Weâre on tumblr too.Â
P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa canât afford to eat it. But PLEASE wonât someone think of the poor baby cows who wonât get off the tit?!
Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that wonât be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that wonât wean? kick them in the head. Now I donât know about vegans, but Iâd rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that donât wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head. Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.
âI have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.â
Iâm sorry, what? What??? WHAT??? you canât just leave it there please explain @thehornedwitch
Happy to explain! See, chickens are omnivorous. They eat bugs, plants, and meatstuffs. Y'know how crows and ravens and things eat meat? Well, chickens too. Ours had a particular fondness for ham when someone accidentally put it into the bucket of good scraps we set aside for the chickens. A bucket we tried to keep as meat-free as possible, because few things are more terrifying than a chicken looking you in the eyes as it scarfs down ham. Anyway, back to the mouse. One day i was doing Chicken Chores, like gathering eggs, putting out grain, emptying the bucket of greens, etc, when a mouse runs across the pen. All at once, eight or so chickens stop dead, look at it, and SWARM. Now Iâm six at this point in time and developing a healthy fear of chickens, and so do nothing. By the time the chickens are done, all that is left of the mouse is its bones. I left the chicken pen very, very quickly. Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs. They will also cannibalize each other with reckless abandon. Sometimes we just had to remove one chicken to its own private pen away from the others because no matter what we did, that specific one always tried to eat the other chickens. We had one that really liked other chickenâs eyes. Bear in mind, our pens ensured each chicken had about five to six square feet all its own if you managed to space every chicken out evenly, we never locked them in teensy pen things, and fed them LOTS. These chickens just really, really wanted to maim. Chickens that are not Buff Orpingtons are the devil. Buff Orpingtons are sweethearts. If you must have chickens, have that kind. And never get Guineas. Guineas are SATAN INCARNATE. THEY SMELL FEAR.
Holy shit, I dont think Iâll ever use chicken as an insult again.Â
Holy Shit, same here that is terrifying
Will Iâm using it as a compliment
I love farm animals.
âChickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.â
If youâve ever looked a chicken in the eye you know that they donât just remember; theyâre patiently awaiting the day they become dinosaurs again.Â
@kedreeva
I have reblogged this before because watching farmers school vegans is always hilarious, but now weâre into birds, specifically fowl, and I have got stories.
I had to give my turkey an antibiotic injection once upon a time, and she turned the needle puncture into a six inch by three inch hole in her back overnight as she attempted to eat herself because apparently turkeys find themselves to be delicious. She had to spend 3 months duct taped into a tea towel (the bandages underneath cleaned and replaced daily, mind you) until it healed because she would not stop ripping the bandages off to continue consuming herself.
Your chickens strip a mouse to the bone? Mine draw and quarter them and run around with the parts shrieking. My peacocks grab mice, beat them to death on the ground with this insanely fast back and forth head twisting motion, and then swallow them whole. You would not think an entire adult mouse would fit in their face, and you would be wrong.
I knew a guy that used to regularly post photos of the 5-6âČ long Copperhead snakes his peafowl would destroy. And I donât mean kill, I mean destroy. These venomous snakes would get into the pens and the peas would just peck them into oblivion like nbd.
Fowl didnât just used to be dinosaurs. They are still dinosaurs.
Thankfully they are small dinosaurs
and we can just tape them into tea towels if we have to
BEGGING for a Jurassic Park reboot where farmers run the place instead of brogrammer scientists, and the raptors frequently get scolded and taped into tea towels
Y'all! This post took a crazy turn. Read it all and enjoy the ride!
I am actually crying right now this is terrifying information
I just want them to be together forever đ
"Why do you watch kid shows rather than stuff for adults?"
Because kids shows have:
Clean humor that won't make me uncomfortable
Jokes that aren't related to sex, drugs, death or politics
Almost no mention of current events and things that I would like to avoid hearing about in my leisure time
Characters that like each other and treat each other kindly
Plots that hold morals, determination, teamwork and love in high regard, rather than being nihilistic about everything
Interesting and emotional plots that aren't slice of life or sitcom-based
Or drama that relies on real emotion and arcs rather than overdone melodrama and 'who's sleeping with who'
And creative settings and concepts that adult shows would be afraid to use for fear of seeming juvenile.
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I love it when other people use Bible verses to make a point! (I'm not being sarcastic by the way, I just donât know how to word it better đ ) It makes them well rounded and seems to show that they do a lot of research and not only listen to what they hear. I always applaud those people đ
But... The problem with using a Bible as evidence is that most times (I've noticed) that people don't look at the whole section and just pick and choose what they want to use as evidence. This Gentlemen right here did the same thing I am sad to report. Even though he was just making the point that you can't pick and choose... That is what he did.
I'm not trying to hate, so please hear me out before you start scrolling past this, hating on it, cussing me out, Ect.
In Ephesians 5, he skips right to 22. The section on âInstruction to Christian Householdsâ starts at 21. Verse 21 states, "Submit to one another out of reverence for Christ" (NIV). It's not a one way relationship. Ephesians 5:22-24 how to submit to your husband, Ephesians 5:25-33 explains how the man is to submit to his wife! https://www.bible.com/bible/1/eph.5.21-33.kjv 3 verses to the ladies and 8 for the men. It mentions that women to respect her man and for the men to love their women like they love God. Men and women have a hard time respecting one another. The wife talks to their friends about how she wished she married that other boy in high school and gossiping about their husband, while the husband tells his friends that she is a bitch and ruins all his fun. You married them because you loved them; love is not throwing poison at the other while their back is turned.
Now for the second verse, he uses. He gets that from Exodus 22:16-17. I have heard this verse spreading around on the internet, but never looked at it myself. I finally did today using my NIV Bible, and it reads, â if a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged toe married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife.â Interesting. No word of rape... I looked at other versions and they all said the same relative thing. The only one I could find that was close to ârapeâ was the LLX and BBE from this source: https://www.biblestudytools.com/exodus/22-16-compare.html They didn't use the word rape (If you find me the version that says rape, plz tell me! I want to see it and not give bad information). Every verse is implying that both parties agreed on the intercourse (by multiple versions of the Bible). And that after that happens, the man must take the virgin as his wife! It did not say anything about cutting her price in half and selling her to anyone who would take her! The man that took her virginity had to be responsible for taking her as a wife. The title right above that verse is âSocial Responsibilityâ in my NIV Bible.
I'm glad he is using the Bible to back himself up! He just didn't look to far into it.... Which he told us Christians not to do... I know that most of everyone does it, but that's because we are humans and make mistakes too. And God knows that, but loves us anyway.
Thank you for taking your time to read â„ïž
Me: Lets see what that Christian website I used to visit when I was 15 is up to now
The Christian website:
Me: Oh.
Shit like this used to make me angry but now it just makes me deeply sad.
Purity culture isnât just about sex. It also extends to an intense preoccupation with everything you do and everything you watch and every piece of media you consume. This website is STILL full of articles about âquestions christians should ask before reading/watching somethingâ and âhow to glorify God with your media consumptionâ and so on.
The questions include things like âIs there swearing/sex?â But also âDo the characters exemplify Godly principles in their character?â and âWhat emotions does it make you feel?â For the last one, an example was given about a hypothetical character feeling disappointment and jealousy that a guy she was interested in didnât like her back. If you sympathize with that character, from this point of view, itâs degenerating your character. Even feeling the wrong emotions about a story is a sin. Thereâs also an article about how you shouldnât listen to sad/angry music when youâre sad/angry, or turn to music at all to help yourself deal with emotions because thatâs âreplacingâ a role God should play with music.
Teens are also advised to control their media consumption simply because focusing on or enjoying anything that isnât God is wasting your time at best. In the comments sections of one of these articles a person was expressing guilt because he liked music âfor the beatâ instead of for any transcendent, Godly reason. Enjoyment of a thing that doesnât connect back ultimately to God is a sin because youâre âworshippingâ something other than God. âDoes this music glorify God or does it glorify something else?â You canât enjoy nature unless you think about how itâs beauty connects to God. You canât love yourself without deriving your self love from your relationship with God.
Thereâs also a very strong thread of the idea that you can be âtaintedâ by reading, watching, or hearing something that has Wrong Things in it. Watching a movie with a sex scene or swearing in it changes you in a way you can never get back. It takes away your âinnocence.â
Ironically, though, probably nothing Iâve read or consumed has ever done more damage to me than things on this very website. It had a profoundly awful effect on my mental health and sexuality and made me feel like absolute shit. Even then I recognized that some of it was batshit crazyâthere was this entire article one time this teenage boy wrote about how he got a new haircut (like, a completely normal haircut, like, his hair was just a little bit fluffy or something??) and he felt so bad about it because he felt it didnât âglorify Godâ that he shaved it offâbut some of that shit just dug itself deeply into my psyche.
But on some level itâs bitterly hilarious how all the other articles on this website seem to boil down to âHow do I stop struggling with guilt?â and âWhy are Christians seen as so intolerant and irrelevant?â
Actually, no itâs not. Itâs just sad. Because these are teenagers that think struggling with guilt is just a fundamental part of life, and donât realize that most people donât plunge into immobilizing feelings of worthlessness every time they make a mistake or do shit like pray to God to kill them because they have sexual desires. Many of the behaviors they discuss are on the obsessive-compulsive side of things and many of these kids would do well to learn what Pure OCD is and also to leave their shitty fucking church
I feel guilty all the time because of these things...
This needs to be recognized more đ I don't want people to feel like I do đ„ș
WHO WROTE THIS AND WHERE IS THEIR NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE
AH, my bad!
"Thank you"
YOURE KILLIN MEÂ
OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO PRECIOUS! IâM GONNA CRY đŁđ