Genome the human

just because

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(To the tune of "following the leader") I'm pissing off the cishets, the cishets, the cishets, I'm pissing off the cishets by calling them all gay.

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I have a game on my phone that's an online, PvP racing game, but sometimes it can't find people to match me and it creates bots with randomly generated names

And that makes it feel like a YA dystopia/apocalypse novel.

The "trash goblin biker" costume styles help the imagery.

But now I want to read this unholy Mad Max/Hunger Games/BMX Bandits mashup.

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Russell Hantz wingmanning an astrophysicist to Miss Universe

"Did you know this guy's hilarious?"

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I saw this ad on facebook. And now I want to see a world cup of emo. But first we need a qualifying round. Comment your favorite emo band and what country they/you are from. then we’ll take the top band from each country and start a bracket to find the winners of the WORLD CUP OF EMO.

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Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

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Meowth babyvolution

Tyrogue prototype

Pichu, Cleffa and Igglybuff prototypes.

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Some other prototype pokemon;

First draft bayleef

fire starters that I definitely would choose ove cyndaquil

Water starters that ain’t got nothing on totodile

Female Tangela/Gothita prototype

If slowking had evolved from Lickitung

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The shellder evolution that causes slowpoke’s evolution

A Bellossom style branch of bellsprout’s evolution tree

Some furry ghosts and (apparently) a Porygon2 prototype

Qwilfish evolution

First draft Kingdra?

First draft Politoed

Farfetch’d evolution

First draft Giraffarig and possible preevolution?

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Voodoo doll and possessed panda teddy

Possible doduo babyvolution, possible first draft Sunkern… possibly neither.

THESE!!!!!

First draft Gorebyss and Huntail? Evolving from not-clampearl

A seal with a dragonball

First draft Ledian has seen some shit

These cats with bells on them (feat. Meowth babyvolution)

What appears to be a melted Diglett

Shrieking condom

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First draft leafeon?

Entei, Raikou and Suicune as angsty anime superheroes

And finally...

...

...

...

...

Lugia?

... But an otter

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Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Meowth babyvolution

Tyrogue prototype

Pichu, Cleffa and Igglybuff prototypes.

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Some other prototype pokemon;

First draft bayleef

fire starters that I definitely would choose ove cyndaquil

Water starters that ain’t got nothing on totodile

Female Tangela/Gothita prototype

If slowking had evolved from Lickitung

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

The shellder evolution that causes slowpoke’s evolution

A Bellossom style branch of bellsprout’s evolution tree

Some furry ghosts and (apparently) a Porygon2 prototype

Qwilfish evolution

First draft Kingdra?

First draft Politoed

Farfetch’d evolution

First draft Giraffarig and possible preevolution?

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Voodoo doll and possessed panda teddy

Possible doduo babyvolution, possible first draft Sunkern... possibly neither.

THESE!!!!!

First draft Gorebyss and Huntail? Evolving from not-clampearl

A seal with a dragonball

First draft Ledian has seen some shit

These cats with bells on them (feat. Meowth babyvolution)

What appears to be a melted Diglett

Shrieking condom

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Meowth babyvolution

Tyrogue prototype

Pichu, Cleffa and Igglybuff prototypes.

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Some other prototype pokemon;

First draft bayleef

fire starters that I definitely would choose ove cyndaquil

Water starters that ain’t got nothing on totodile

Female Tangela/Gothita prototype

If slowking had evolved from Lickitung

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

The shellder evolution that causes slowpoke's evolution

A Bellossom style branch of bellsprout's evolution tree

Some furry ghosts and (apparently) a Porygon2 prototype

Qwilfish evolution

First draft Kingdra?

First draft Politoed

Farfetch'd evolution

First draft Giraffarig and possible preevolution?

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Meowth babyvolution

Tyrogue prototype

Pichu, Cleffa and Igglybuff prototypes.

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Some other prototype pokemon;

First draft bayleef

fire starters that I definitely would choose ove cyndaquil

Water starters that ain't got nothing on totodile

Female Tangela/Gothita prototype

If slowking had evolved from Lickitung

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Meowth babyvolution

Tyrogue prototype

Pichu, Cleffa and Igglybuff prototypes.

[beautifulinternetbouquetsstuff]

Babyvolutions of pokemon from the gold beta: Mime jr prototype. Smoochum. Elekid prototype. Magby. Paras babyvolution Growlithe babyvolution Ponyta babyvolution Vulpix babyvolution Goldeen babyvolution

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a superhero, but your only power is the immunity to any STDs, think of a situation where this is actually useful

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The sexually transmitted demon from "It Follows." You could have sex with the person that's currently being followed then you'd be immune to the demon killing you. Or perhaps, the person it's following has sex with you and because you're immune it doesn't come after you, but your sex partner thinks it does and they're at least not scared and paranoid for the last few moments of their life

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I think the person who does the recommendations at Netflix is afraid of bees.

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Someone put a sticker on this kitten to make it look like a kiwi fruit. But I think it looks more like Ed Sheeran

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The harry potter mobile game is fun and overall pretty good, but watching the characters eat is horrifying...

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I mostly just follow meme pages... But Tumblr gets me

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You know, of all the fantasy elements and completely made up places, people and things in the Harry Potter universe, the one that I never clocked until today was the fact that Little Whinging is a fictional village/town. I grew up thinking it was a strange name for a town but then thought "If anywhere in the world is going to name a town 'complaining a bit' it's gonna be Britain"