#got him

[boitterfly]

orbs your shane

[outchident]

[longhaired-cat]

Coworker and I are alone today

- Co-worker: Dude I thought u were gay cuz your nails are painted........

- Me: You are more gay for not eating pussy

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

It smells like updog in here….

What is updog? I do not know what this is. Explain it to me.

[monarch-of-altamira]

Jean: if you don’t stop smoking the next time someone takes a swing at your danger magnet boyfriend you’re not gonna get there on time

Andrew: did I ask?

also Andrew: immediately stops smoking

[penandinkprincess]

I know it's just because of limitations with timing with such short seasons, but joel's comment about ellie doing all the teenage rebellion in one go did make me laugh because like. yeah.

we saw her being a very cute pretty good kid who's close with joel and gets upset if she thinks he's mad at her, and then baby girl just really decided to fucking FULL SEND in one go with NO warning.

all while poor joel is standing there, cake in hand, getting a fucking roundhouse of condensed teen wildness.

[jadeinretrogrde]