[dylancarlsonsmustache]

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

[fullmetalfisting]

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

[endreal]

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

[soycrates]

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

[hashtagjustinisnotdead-blog]

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

[beautifulshelley]

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

I AM NOT FAT I AM JUST EASY TO SEE :(

[trytomakemestay]

the 7 wonders of the one direction fandom

harrys ankle tattoos

what zayn does during his time off

how liam regrew a kidney

louis tomlinsons ass

why theyve never played same mistakes live

how harrys hair defies gravity

zayn

[irishinuit-deactivated20181030]

um excuse me

8. why niall is a single pringle

[beautifulshelley]

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME I AM FAT

[ratchet]

[matrixtheory33]

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

im so glad i met the internet

[rat-femurs]

I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and T.V shows, and fictional places and things I am. 

[sobubbly-deactivated20230917]

[sarahbell-um]

I’m at this SAT thing and they explained parabolas using bieber’s head omg

[ennjey-blog]

WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

[brimalandro]

[monarchvee]

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

[beautifulshelley]

Me: omg guys the I want crAzy video is PERFECT I'm fainting hold me!!!

Friend: .......what is that?

Me: hunter Hayes you irrelevant piece of shit.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i think im falling for you… maybe wintering.. summering perhaps

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

easier to spell

all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical

all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical

if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

it isn’t

[beautifulshelley]

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

[goergaroes-deactivated20170312]

The world is really a cruel place. I will never understand how humans can harm, and even worse kill other human beings. Life is such a precious gift, and the fact that one person can take it away from others in such a cruel and malicious manner literally sickens me. I am sickened by humanity.