Enter the mind of a Jedi

I have had 20 Years of slaying dragons. I am going to school for Industrial and Systems Engineering. I tend to workout a lot. Oh by the way I'm a boxer

[escroto]

[ohsounlucky]

The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

[netals]

[ennjey-blog]

I’m laughing so hard at the way she’s holding that wine glass

[after-crisis]

"No one will miss me", "I'm better off dead"

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

[unamusedsloth]

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

[madnessinthemist]

That last second. Oh my god.

[darnni]

look at the person that was about to go down the isle and was just like “never mind.”

[peteneems]

[ennjey-blog]

me

[bagelbrother]

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

[cyhcle]

😍

[natebynight]

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ruinedchildhood]

How it really feels when stepping on a Lego

[scottsummer]

[studiosixty]

You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

How I Met Your Mother

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

[ennjey-blog]

Ive never smoked a day of my life, but right now I could easily smoke a whole pack of cigs

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

[justsofreshsoclean-deactivated2]

[ennjey-blog]

In between that I wish we never fucked- And I mean that

[starfleetinginterest]

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

[dreamybean]

[afemalepotterhead]

I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[black-quadrant]

don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind

don’t use them for their generosity

and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice

good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded

treat these people right