Stoner ✌️

[omtai]

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

[r0zeclawz]

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

[ruinedchildhood]

[anxietyproblem]

[sovietnam]

[anxietyproblem]

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[dearbisexual]

U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved

[catchymemes]

[sacredwilderness]

Guaranteed lol

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

[alskdjdhajaksldldnsnsjs-deactiv]

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[thevioletcaptain]

if i can just add–

[studentlifeproblems]