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[itssjanedoe]

[writing-prompt-s]

Vampires are not weak to garlic in particular. Rather, any allergy a vampire had in life becomes a deadly bane in undeath. The garlic thing is just a matter of one famous vampire having that as their thing.

[beauty-proof]

As if avoiding gluten isn't hard enough.

[victusinveritas]

[beauty-proof]

One of my favorite things about central NY is the epic classical names for tiny little towns. All because of one little 19th century nerd.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dougielombax]

*kicks it even further*

I couldn’t help it. I had to.

*points at whoever next finds this post*

Now it’s your turn.

[theelastword]

the count talking to the gang in bram stoker’s dracula

[questcequecestqueca]

David Lynch & Jack Nance

[overclassy]

[birdslop]

baby kiwi bird came from slop too

[beauty-proof]

[j1gsawz]

ole munch core

[pluggedintosaverockandroll]

Dracula Daily Scarf - Week 9 Update

There is a rudimentary idea growing in Jack's mind.

[Colors below the cut] [What is a Dracula Daily Scarf?] [Scarf tag]

Jonathan Harker - Red (Bordeaux)

Mina Murray Harker - Purple (Grape)

Lucy Westenra - Pink (Antique Rose)

Jack Seward - Green (Hunter Green)

Arthur Holmwood - Blue (Open Sea)

Quincey Morris - Yellow (Dark Yellow)

[beauty-proof]

Every red row is for every time Jonathan mentions paprika.

[beauty-proof]

Ontario be fartin'.

[nataliehall]

I wouldn’t call it finished but I’ll probably come back to this some other time

[the-wizard-daily]

Btw no one calls on the old gods anymore so they dms always open. They WILL heed your calls and thats a brand guarantee

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[sassysaidie]

someone caption this

[glob-bob]

Winged eyeliner

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[clairenovvak]

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day