the breakfast club / starter sentences.
â Weâre all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, thatâs all. â
â Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? â
â You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. â
â I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. â
â When you grow up, your heart dies. â
â Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. â
â Donât mess with the bull, young man. Youâll get the horns. â
â I donât have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. â
â Being bad feels pretty good, huh? â
â Could you describe the ruckus, sir? â
â What do you need a fake I.D. for? â
â Iâll do anything sexual. I donât need a million dollars to do it either. â
â You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. â
â So itâs sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? â
â âCause Iâm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? â
â Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you wonât be needing a drink. Naked lady says⊠â
â You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. â
â Do you think Iâd speak for you? I donât even know your language. â
â No, I donât wear tights. I wear the required uniform. â
â Youâre an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, youâre a liar too. â
â Iâm thinkinâ of tryinâ out for a scholarship. â
â Donât you want to hear my excuse?â
â Why do you have to insult everybody? â
â Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? â
â Youâre kind of sexy when youâre angry. â
â If I lose my temper youâre totaled, man. â
â Why didnât you want me to know that you are a virgin? â
â I donât think either one of them gives a shit about me. Itâs like they use me just to get back at each other. â
â Donât you ever talk about my friends. You donât know any of my friends. You donât look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldnât condescend to speak to any of my friends. â
â Itâs wrong to destroy literature. Itâs such fun to read. â
â Vodka? When do you drink vodka? â
â How does one become a janitor? â
â By the way, that clockâs 20 minutes fast. â
â I want to congratulate you for being on time. â
â Heâs just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. â
â Sweets. You couldnât ignore me if you tried. â
â Thatâs what I thought. Youâre a gutless turd. â
â Keep your fuckinâ hands off me! Iâd expect better manners from you, _____. â
â Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime youâre ready, pal. â
â Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. â
â Are you a virgin? Iâll bet you a million dollars that you are. Letâs end the suspense! Is it gonna be⊠a white wedding? â
â Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? â
â Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off⊠hoping to God your parents donât walk in? â
â You ask me one more question and Iâm beating the shit out of you. â
â What did you wanna be when you were young? â
â When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. â
â _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? Itâs pretty tasty. â
â Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. â
â The next time I have to come in here Iâm crackinâ skulls. â
â Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear menâs shoes and that kinda thing? â
â Iâm a fucking idiot because I canât make a lamp? â
â Yo wastoid, youâre not gonna blaze up in here. â
â My God, are we gonna be like our parents? â