He called his dog “a gold digging ass bitch”

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He called his dog “a gold digging ass bitch”
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BAHAHAHA FUCK I love this
My fucking o chem professor messaged me on Grindr I’m SCREAMing
Damn near 4 years and 100k notes later. I failed the class AND didn’t sleep with my prof.
the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous
OFH DA BOHT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA
I’m the guy shadow boxing @ the gator w/o my shirt on
Flip your phone upside down
worth it
Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.
DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.
Bruh, it’s an apple.
him eating apple floss
What’s better than this?! The Wonder Woman theme was performed on an electric cello?!!
#just end me #someone add fireworks to that cello and strap her to a truck in the wasteland shredding to valhalla
Y’ALL THAT IS TINA GUO AND YES SHE PERFORMED THE WONDER WOMAN THEME FOR THE MOVE SCORE.
This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
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sorry the what? the what moray
scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist]
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
Idina and Kristen: start singing for good
Me: this is fine
All past and current glindas and elphabas: join in
Me: never once in my life have i been okay
keeping up with the american elections while not being american like
keeping up with the american elections while being american like
This is so dramatic
John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.
so uh i might have cried into my pint of ice cream at an entire squad of past elphabas and glindas singing For Good together for the Wicked 15th anniversary concert