[acidloe]

Not my Channel but a very kind person put videos up on Youtube of all songs performed at the Hay Festival on Friday - in case anyone has yet to find it

Edit, not all songs, 8 of 10, still good!

Chris Schuring

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

[youangelheart]

okii here's a google drive link that i reallyyy hope works for everyone!!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mzi3toGLNzk1DSaE9C251IUkERAtAwW3/view?usp=drivesdk

this is a 1 hour 14 long uncut audio but if anyone wants only the songs, i can try to cut it when i get back home

i was sat in the 3rd? 4th? row quite near a speaker but it still can't do them justice

[beefsteakclub]

Lord Johns Home for stray Fraisers.

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[a-person-k]

falls on the floor and dies

[sophsun1]

Goo Goo Dolls | Iris (1998)

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

gotta say, the witcher has really revolutionised fantasy tv by deciding that high-waisted pants are the peak of fashion for dudes in witcherland

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

the men of the witcher are in the equivalent of our world's current craze for high waisted jeans. this is the reason why the witcher is so good, and why game of thrones failed so bad.

[buttercupsanddandelions]

I love this but I'd like to point out that op used both of their saddest scenes to demonstrate the waistline of their pants

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

the saddest men have the highest pants

[androgynealienfemme]

He was a registered nurse who worked for the VA. They executed him in the streets for trying to defend a woman they were pushing to the ground. They took his licensed gun before shooting him over 11 times and then claimed he approached them brandishing his gun when video evidence shows he was only recording them when they approached him.

They executed this man in the street.

[lucigoo]

Goo's 2024 Witcher fics

So, I wrote 13 completed Witcher fics with 23.031 words between them. I am a one trick pony when it comes to the Witcher (at least at the moment) so they are all Geralt/Jaskier.

I shall list them all here along wth their word counts and summaries.

(Don't) Toss a coin to your witcher: he keeps making me late (1,407 words)

Summary: Jaskier was almost late for his latest perfromance, a name day celebration for a princess.

And whose fault was it? Geralt 's of course!

Toss a coin to your witcher (because he keeps giving them away) (1,246 words)

Summary: Jaskier knows Geralt has a soft heart. Everyone knows Geralt has a soft heart.

Everyone but Geralt who stillthinks of himself as a monster and not the giant sweetheart Jaskier knows he is.

Whats a bard to do with a self loathing witcher except love him and tell him, repeatedly until he finally believes him.

Seven goats and a cow (2,956 words)

Summary: Jaskier is excited to spend winter at Kear Morhen and to ask Vesemir for Geralt's hand in marriage.

Vesemir does not aprove and sets Jaskier 3 all but impossible for mostly-human bards to complete.

Will Jaskier succeed?

I'm Not Fae! (1,229 words)

Summary: Jaskier is winteirng at Kher Morhen, unbeknownst to him, the Witchers, including his beloved Geralt, think he is fae and want to find out once and for all

We're Co-Grandpa's Geralt! (1,401 words)

Summary: To everyone's surprise, Roach and Pegasus somehow managed to come together and produce a foal.

Geralt, naturally, is thrilled about the baby horse, while Jaskier gleefully announces that he and Geralt are now co-grandpas.

He didn't REALLY try to drown him! (2,027 words)

Summary: Jaskier is half siren and sometimes his instincts decided things are a threat when they arent. Sadly, its usually Geralt who sets thee insticts off, in the middle of a wichers keep, in the dead of winter.

What could possibly go wrong?

Toss a coin to your witcher, but listen to his bard! (931 words)

Summary: Geralt and Jaaskier came into the maze for some peace, which Geralt wouldget if Jaskkier ever shut up.

Well, serve Geralt right if they are just wlaking in circles, he should have listened t his bard!

The wolf and the bard, caged (578 words)

Summary: Geralt has been cursed into the form of an actual white wolf.

The bandits whoo cursed him pllace him in a cage with Jaskier, waiting for him to rip his love apart ...

Caring for my bard! (7,603 words)

Summary: Geralt is out hunting and Jaskier is asleep in their shared, platonic room.

Lambert is drunk and bored and Geralt's pack is right there. He wonders what he and the other witchers will find in it!

I burn with a smile on my face, for you are safe (992 words)

Summary: Jaskier found Cirilla first and he will protect her, no matter the cost

Fear is a Sickness:Witchers are the cure (965 words)

Summary: Cirliia is safe, Voleth Meir is gone and yet the sirving Witchers have oto send their fallen brothers off.

So much grief, so much pain, but at least these witchers have a bard to sing them farwell.

If I sing it loud and clear, will you finally hear? (1,005 words)

Summary: Jaskier has a new song and is as subtle as a drunken Lambert.

If Geralt doesnt see Jaskier's feelings for him now, well theres no hope for him.

A pair of scarlet rain boots (2,718 words)

Summary: Jaskier passed away a long time ago. The only human in a family of non-humans.

Cirilla has just had her first child and she wishes with all her heart her only human parent was here. Of course, he loved her so much he has never left her.

[lovlylorleyy]

The most dramatic lines I've ever heard?

Probably:

"Of all the flowers you picked I knew you would forget

Forget-me-nots"

It's destroying me everytime

[theundergroundwoman]

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

[iibislintu]

[chaoskiro]

[Image description: The original post contains several screenshots:

Crowley from Good Omens. Subtitles read, “But we can run away together. Alpha Centauri.”

Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death. Subtitles read, “We’ll go to China.”

Villanelle from Killing Eve. Subtitles read, “I was thinking, we should go to Alaska.”

Geralt and Jaskier from The Witcher. Subtitles read, “Look, why don’t we leave tomorrow?”

Hannibal Lector from Hannibal. Subtitles read, “We could disappear now.”

The reblog is a picture of Legolas and Gimli from Lord of the rings. Gimli is sitting behind Legolas as they're riding a horse.

End ID]

[radical-ghostface]

Brothers forever 💕🥹

[tr1sloudx]

That's family!

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[shaiiloo]

They finally gave us the bard. I’m gonna cry.

[two-damn-minutes]

I hadn’t seen these yet, they’re gorgeous!

[marinella-ela]

[crewdlydrawn]

my naym is cow

and when it storm

in winter tyme

before the morn

icy flakes among

air high and low

I stick out my tongue

I lik the snow

[k2ntwo]

The "oh really you are filming me" look toward the camera near the end spawned this:

I be a cow On winter morn I wonder why You out in storm

Out in the cold No barn in sight You must be dumb to film this, right?

[lord-armitage]

[nelsonakis]

A not so friendly reminder

[nicolauda]

for australians sign this petition (which has been shared by montaigne) asking for SBS to push for Israel to be excluded from Eurovision