Anonymous [1] asked: STEPH, HAVE YOU SEEN THE WIMBLEDON PICTURES??? We are FEASTING tonight lawd help me
Anonymous [2] asked: to the author of a study in winning, i do hope you've been made aware that sherlock and john got reunited by tennis. was this your plan all along
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LOL GANG, can I just say that I love SO MUCH that Freebatch shows up in public together again and the first thing that my sweet Lovelies and Lurkers do is FLAIL IN MY INBOX! I love you all SO SO MUCH. Like I saw I got a lot of asks all in one go and I was like what the heck happened HAHAHHA. Put you all together here in this ask <3
SO YES, I did see that show up in my dashboard about an hour before seeing this ask (asks are the last thing I do daily), and WOW what a throwback LOL! Genuinely made me smile <3
The one I saw earlier that I loved was this one:
Apparently Wimbledon is a VERY INTENSE SPORT LOL. I missed them <3
Benedict Cumberbatch (and his wife) is sitting beside Martin Freeman (and his gf I think?) at Wimbledon. Is nature healing or are these the end of days???? Time is out of joint; all fandoms past present and future are now???
Not my Channel but a very kind person put videos up on Youtube of all songs performed at the Hay Festival on Friday - in case anyone has yet to find it
Edit, not all songs, 8 of 10, still good!
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the men of the witcher are in the equivalent of our world's current craze for high waisted jeans. this is the reason why the witcher is so good, and why game of thrones failed so bad.
He was a registered nurse who worked for the VA. They executed him in the streets for trying to defend a woman they were pushing to the ground. They took his licensed gun before shooting him over 11 times and then claimed he approached them brandishing his gun when video evidence shows he was only recording them when they approached him.
So, I wrote 13 completed Witcher fics with 23.031 words between them. I am a one trick pony when it comes to the Witcher (at least at the moment) so they are all Geralt/Jaskier.
I shall list them all here along wth their word counts and summaries.
(Don't) Toss a coin to your witcher: he keeps making me late (1,407 words)
Summary: Jaskier was almost late for his latest perfromance, a name day celebration for a princess.
And whose fault was it? Geralt 's of course!
Toss a coin to your witcher (because he keeps giving them away) (1,246 words)
Summary: Jaskier knows Geralt has a soft heart. Everyone knows Geralt has a soft heart.
Everyone but Geralt who stillthinks of himself as a monster and not the giant sweetheart Jaskier knows he is.
Whats a bard to do with a self loathing witcher except love him and tell him, repeatedly until he finally believes him.
Seven goats and a cow (2,956 words)
Summary: Jaskier is excited to spend winter at Kear Morhen and to ask Vesemir for Geralt's hand in marriage.
Vesemir does not aprove and sets Jaskier 3 all but impossible for mostly-human bards to complete.
Will Jaskier succeed?
I'm Not Fae! (1,229 words)
Summary: Jaskier is winteirng at Kher Morhen, unbeknownst to him, the Witchers, including his beloved Geralt, think he is fae and want to find out once and for all
We're Co-Grandpa's Geralt! (1,401 words)
Summary: To everyone's surprise, Roach and Pegasus somehow managed to come together and produce a foal.
Geralt, naturally, is thrilled about the baby horse, while Jaskier gleefully announces that he and Geralt are now co-grandpas.
He didn't REALLY try to drown him! (2,027 words)
Summary: Jaskier is half siren and sometimes his instincts decided things are a threat when they arent. Sadly, its usually Geralt who sets thee insticts off, in the middle of a wichers keep, in the dead of winter.
What could possibly go wrong?
Toss a coin to your witcher, but listen to his bard! (931 words)
Summary: Geralt and Jaaskier came into the maze for some peace, which Geralt wouldget if Jaskkier ever shut up.
Well, serve Geralt right if they are just wlaking in circles, he should have listened t his bard!
The wolf and the bard, caged (578 words)
Summary: Geralt has been cursed into the form of an actual white wolf.
The bandits whoo cursed him pllace him in a cage with Jaskier, waiting for him to rip his love apart ...
Caring for my bard! (7,603 words)
Summary: Geralt is out hunting and Jaskier is asleep in their shared, platonic room.
Lambert is drunk and bored and Geralt's pack is right there. He wonders what he and the other witchers will find in it!
I burn with a smile on my face, for you are safe (992 words)
Summary: Jaskier found Cirilla first and he will protect her, no matter the cost
Fear is a Sickness:Witchers are the cure (965 words)
Summary: Cirliia is safe, Voleth Meir is gone and yet the sirving Witchers have oto send their fallen brothers off.
So much grief, so much pain, but at least these witchers have a bard to sing them farwell.
If I sing it loud and clear, will you finally hear? (1,005 words)
Summary: Jaskier has a new song and is as subtle as a drunken Lambert.
If Geralt doesnt see Jaskier's feelings for him now, well theres no hope for him.
A pair of scarlet rain boots (2,718 words)
Summary: Jaskier passed away a long time ago. The only human in a family of non-humans.
Cirilla has just had her first child and she wishes with all her heart her only human parent was here. Of course, he loved her so much he has never left her.
