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JOHNLOCK WEEK 2026
Hello everyone!! I come baring gifts for the fellow Sherlock Holmes community. I guess you could even say a gift for our stalwart Dr. Watson’s birthday: JOHNLOCK WEEK 2026!!
As some of you who heard of this previous will see, I’ve pushed back the dates by a week. Our new dates will be August 16th-22nd! I want this to be able to reach as many fans as possible, so if you could reblog this i would greatly appreciate it! If you know any fanfic writers/artists that would like to participate, tell them!! I’m not a big creator and relatively new to this community, so your guys’ reach would be extremely helpful!
Below will have all the guidelines and longer descriptions of the prompts, thank you all!!
GUIDELINES:
1. this can be of ANY iteration/AU, please go crazy and do whatever your heart desires!!
2. Please censor any NSFW. We have many young fans and i know some of us like our content a bit spicy and there’s no shame in it! But we need to keep our spaces safe for our younger fans too. 💜
3. Please tag your work using “JohnLock Week 2026 pop” so i can see all your beautiful art and fics!! (I will be reposting all of it on my page!)
4. Have fun!!!
PROMPTS:
Fake Relationship - Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson are in a tight situation where they need to be in a fake relationship (for now) to solve a case! Maybe Holmes’ has to crossdress and be Watson’s wife, maybe they must be gay lovers, who knows!!!
Active Investigation - Show our beautiful darling boys investigating. Lounging in 221B shifting through mountains of book and trying to crack a code, caught in a chase with the criminal, or maybe at the scene of the crime itself!
Parentlock - Somehow, someway, Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson are in charge of taking care of a child, pretty reckless if you ask me. (/silly) Is it their own child or someone else’s?
Alternative First Meeting - Maybe our story of our great duo starts differently from the typical. Maybe they met on one of Holmes great investigations or possibly our Doctor finds Holmes in a dire health crisis.
Autistic Holmes - We love our great detective, but he’s got a disability that can definitely make him struggle at times. Show our Watson helping him and being there for him in those trying times or just being is eccentric self around his Watson. If you’re autistic yourself, draw one of your own symptoms!
Confessions - The love of our darling duo is undeniable, so how would they confess? A grand gesture of love? A quiet confession under a moonlight night? You can also do a marriage proposal if you would like!
Genderbent - Our darling boys have turned into darling girls!!! Draw them doing one of the past prompts or something new, they just have to be beautiful lesbians!
@mormtastic @cal-tastrophe @sillycar3000 @thefloofs7952
I love the complete and utter walking contradiction that is Doctor and Captain John H. Watson.
He's got anger issues, and he's kind and warm. He's got trust issues, and he's loyal and caring. He's sarcastic and stubborn, and he's self-sacrifcing and patient. He's so tired, and he'll run head first into danger because he loves the adventure. He's so soft, and he's so bruised. He's a crackshot of a marksman, and he runs like a puppy and types like a chicken. He's Sherlock's grounding anchor, and he's Sherlock's enabler and partner in crime solving. He's so repressed, and he feels so much.
I love you, John Watson.
bruh
everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland
Fun fact this woman is trying to single handedly preserve this kind of singing in her culture by performing and making people aware of it because it’s been fading with time and she’s afraid if she doesn’t spread it it will disappear and be lost to future generations
You can support her here!!
FOR HATERS AND BULSHITTLE RUMOR CREATORS..... MEET MR. FREEMAN AND MR. CUMBERBATCH!!!!
@safedistancefrombeingsmart @apazwtsn @lifeistorment @helloliriels @freemanswood @martinfrmn @stormyyy-81 @dpwhere
This scene has always been very important to me, and now that I'm getting more sentimental with age, it constantly brings tears to my eyes. The fact that John couldn't tell the therapist about Mary's hallucination, but started talking to her in front of Sherlock, killed me, tore my heart out, and continues to do so with every rewatch.🙏
Do you like this song? #845
Yes I like it, I already know it
Yes I like it, first time listening
No I don't like it, I already know it
No I don't like it, first time listening
✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖
✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!
⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!
Please meet Daniel T. Bear - I just took several days to create him. He is my new best friend. He was made from an old sweater and some socks. Reuse - Recycle Created by macgyvershe/eagle wings
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Alright, I've made a decision.
For a while now — several months or so — I've been collecting really old posts of Johnlock and Sherlock content from the early 2010's, back when the show was still running and at it's peak. It's been great fun, but I've noticed that so many of the blogs are deleted or have been inactive for years. I was only able to find the beautiful old fan art, fan edits, first few metas/fan theories, and Setlock gifs or pictures from the time via crawling through long reblog chains. They were sadly quite hard to find, but very much worth it as I feel they are an important part of our fandom's history. I don't want them to be lost to time in the ever expanding Tumblrverse, and I fear that may genuinely happen because half of this old content is very poorly tagged! Making it even harder to find!
So I've decided to become a bit of an archive of sorts. For the next few weeks — or possibly longer — I'll be rebloging these seemingly forgotten fan creations with proper tags to bring them back to light, and hopefully thus less likely to disappear or become unheard of for newer fans. I'll try not to spam post too much, but I hope all my fellow Sherlockians will enjoy the time capsule to come.
The game is on!
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL AMAZING CREATURE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR OH MY GOD
That's a great initiative!
I've actually been doing something similar since 2013 on this blog so you might wanna check this one out as well!
Absolutely love your idea!! So much stuff was genius back then. 💗💗💗
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
This time, I’ll be reccing a fic I read today, because it’s so effing great.
Dance With Me by Silvergirl
An unexpected encounter with Sally Donovan offers Sherlock an opportunity for exercise and for an elaborate push of John towards where they seem to be heading but where John keeps missing the bus for. Outstandingly romantic and insightful and full of perfect quotable moments, this is a sensual and fun story told in three fascinating POVs and a very compact read at 12 chapters, some of which are relatively short. John’s hesitation for taking the final step is realistic and complex, kudos for that. This has been my favourite Sally Donovan characterisation to date. Sherlock’s carefully-kept-in-check bitterness over how long they’ve waited and how he’s had to watch John date others is also delectable.
Quotes:
“waiting outside his closet door for him to figure out that he wouldn’t explode if he walked out of it”
“I knew what it did to Sherlock when I shut him out, or subjected him to my ruthless straighty-matey routine: it killed something in him, every time”
“You’ve done nothing but sigh since the film started. It’s like sitting in a wind tunnel.”
“John was so used to papering over awkward moments in a conversation, he didn’t even miss a beat”
Proud as a peacock to have admired author @jbaillier recommend Dance With Me! I can’t help reblogging this high praise (again, peacock) with my grateful thanks (not knowing what bird is known for its gratitude, I’ll stick with peacock)
This fic is 11 chapters of decorous fluff with one epilogue of unrepentant smut.
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from simonmeets on Instagram
I like this Martin a lot🥰
Same. 🤩
Ride On's fifth anniversary:
fandom (trumps hate) love post
art by @johix
5 years ago today I started posting Ride On (10/10 ch.; 39k words).
It was my second Fandom Trumps Hate fic for Anyawen, whose prompt was precise enough to inspire me and fluid enough to let me to head straight for the land of Self-Indulgently Including Everything I Ever Wanted in BBC Sherlock Plus 20 Of My Favorite Songs So There.
@Anyawen, most creative and generous of humans, also beta’ed the story as it was emerging from my fevered brain, or rather, from the space between our two fevered brains.
Podfixx started making the [Podfic] Ride On around Ch. 5, or perhaps had recorded 5 chapters before mentioning it to me, aware that I’d want a @podfixx treatment on ANYTHING I ever wrote including my least successful job application letter ever. I haven’t read Ride On since I posted it, but have lost count of the times I’ve listened to the podfic, which is infinitely better.
In Praise of "Ride On" by @k2ntwo is a paean to the fic and to the podfic, and periodically I clutch it to my heart.
The Cover for Ride On by bluebellofbakerstreet makes me squee every time I see it and I bet I'm not alone; @johix's art takes us to Caherdaniel in the midst of a very public reunion, in Ch. 4.
The comments, oh my dear gods the comments. Readers and listeners and tumblrinas have spoiled me rotten with the comments and bookmarks on Ride On. It's the story (of mine) readers have kudos'd most; their interaction with it has often restored my flagging spirits in the truly grim timeline we’re inhabiting.
I wrote two epilogues to Ride On (chapters 9 and 10) and final epilogue (Ch. 11), set in a retirementlock decade, is in the drafts folder. Let’s just say that no one will be surprised at where it’s set.
TLDR: no fic is an island; it takes a fandom; no fic of mine is ever finished; and I don’t have words to thank those who’s loved this story. Also: thanks for reblogging!
art by @bluebellofbakerstreet
Happy Anniversary to the fic I’ve never read!
(Have I listened to the podfic endlessly? You do the math 🧮)
I adore this fic. It is one of my comfort fics. I go through periods of time where I basically just alternate between listening to this and one other fic. I read lots of things, but this fic never fails to both give me a good cry and make me feel better. Somehow I had never seen this art. Gorgeous.
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”
It's been a while since I've done this. 😬 Time to rec!
I've been going through my (nearly 2k) bookmarks recently, and have also read/bookmarked some really good fics lately, so here we are. I love that there are new authors popping up, and I love that I'm still finding authors from before Series 2 that I am just now reading.
I also feel the need to acknowledge the inspiration I take from reading and rereading many authors. ❤️ Thank you so much for giving your stories to the fandom!
A Going Concern (2026) by @skedazzle : ACD Holmes/Watson. When Holmes abruptly decides to end their partnership and ask him to leave 221b, a devastated Watson must pick himself up from the rubble of his life and come up with a new plan for his bleak, Holmesless future. But he can't stop himself from wondering about the real reason has Holmes abandoned him. Why now? Whatever did he do to deserve such treatment from his trusted partner — not to mention the great love of his life and his closest companion? ❤️ Now complete! I love an over-thinking Holmes throwing out a baffled Watson, who then must reason out why this has happened. Wonderful characterisations, happy ending, and inspiration for several stalled ACD fics in my WIP folder.
East of the Sun and -- (2011) by Anonymous: John rather thinks he might have been something else before he was, well, John. A discarded coat, maybe, worn through at the elbows, frayed and stained; or some bright-eyed bird or mammal; or a few inky, smudged sheets of newspaper; or a handful of rich, red clay. ❤️ I read this one when I was writing Nowhere Man. I can't resist a fairy-tale retelling, and this one was such an uncannily atmospheric story. Happy ending!
After (2016) by Susan: Sometimes late at night, when all I hear is the sound of Sherlock’s steady breathing beside me, I wonder if the life we have now is my reward for surviving everything that went before. But then Sherlock cries out in the dark, his body sweaty and tangled in the sheets, legs kicking out against some imagined villain, and I wonder how my reward can also be his punishment. ❤️ Post-apocalyptic johnlock is one of my favourite things, and this is beautiful. It speaks to the undying nature of their love for one another, even when they've lost so much. They're okay, even in this burnt-out world where a few people barter for supplies and you never have to wait in line. I read this first when I was writing Long for the World.
Evermore (2018) by Hope_Austen: Sherlock, just before John's wedding: So he does the only thing he can think of and mentally sits down on the cold Palace floor, crosses his legs and lets the memories and emotions all wash over him — the takeaways and the quiet nights at home, the chases and the crime scenes, the arguments and the laughs. He feels giddy yet angry. Melancholy yet hopeful. / And as the dust begins to settle around him, he feels robbed of what could have been, yet grateful for what was —The chance to share just a part of his life with the bravest and kindest and wisest human being he’s ever had the good fortune of knowing. ❤️ I didn't know I needed another wedding fixit; maybe that's something I'll always need. This one takes place at the eleventh hour; it's perfect.
Meanwhile The World Goes On (2025) by @raina-at : It's just past midnight in December 25th, 2009. John is in the middle of a staring contest with the abyss when he meets a mysterious stranger who proves to him that life is far from done with John Watson. ❤️ I will always need another first meeting, especially when it has lines like this: “Kevin, let me tell you a story,” John says, crossing his arms over his chest. “At Sandhurst, one of my instructors used to say he loves to teach self-defence to doctors, because they can name every bone in your body while breaking them. And granted, I’m a bit out of training, but I’m sure I’m still good for a sprain or two. Now hand over the phone like a good lad, and go about your business before you make me do something you’ll regret.”
Thank you for reblogging! ❤️
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Thank you so much for the rec 🥰🥰🥰