TinkerBelle

I'm a college student with many passions She/her pronouns Strong language, viewer discretion is advised

[jasonmewes]

[weavemama]

They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.

[journalistpeterparker-deactivat]

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

[weavemama]

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces” 

[snowie-skyes]

Anyone know if this is true of false?

[weavemama]

I literally…….provided sources…………..

[gahdamnpunk]

Amazing!

[catssurroundme]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bamboozled. (via Kennnaughty)

[butteryplanet]

[becausegravity]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[becausegravity]

Wow, i’m so proud of myself. I finished this weeks homework early, i’ll just take a break and-

ADHD

[the-pottydactyl]

[proteus-no]

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it

[sindead28]

Science explaining why The Rock won’t survive in the Skyscraper movie.

(Source 9GAG)

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Y'all think Dwayne Johnson couldn’t just jump over the sky scraper if he wanted

[onlyblackgirl]

Dwayne could just pick up the skyscraper and move it. Tf y’all talking bout?

[reb-chan]

The King~

Also this was hands down one of the best movies I have ever seen, go see it!

[becausegravity]

Here come black women, saving our dumbasses from bad choices again

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[officialwhitegirls]

[becausegravity]

My poor boyfriend is massive- he was a fitness major and is over 6 feet tall- and also a total sweetheart. I am small and tend to pick fights, so I think he’s usually like 

[becausegravity]

What the fuck are Beavers, y’all

Have you ever thought that beavers just had to be fake? Like, there’s no way that thing exists, i’m being punked? Join the club. 

You’re telling me there’s a rodent that can cut down trees. With it’s teeth? Rodents have big teeth, but-

HOLY GOD. You know why they’re orange? They’re strengthened by iron. Yeah, they have metal reinforced finger sized teeth. Forget diamonds, make me a wedding ring out of beaver teeth- that shit will last forever. Still not seeming like a tall tale?

Oh yeah, and I totally forgot to mention that they are aquatic. Yup, swimming rodent lumberjacks. Actually, the aquatic part is why they are tiny deforesters. 

Beavers build dams to create ponds, so their homes don’t wash away. Yeah, these motherfuckers terraform rivers into private pool homes. I am still not convinced beavers aren’t a made up bedtime story.

Oh yeah, and they’re massive. 

We haven’t even gotten to their tails. Want to talk multi-tool? Forget pocket knives, get yourself a beaver tail. 

First- they work as rudders when swimming. 

Second- they store fat for winter, much like leopard geckos. 

Third- they slap them down on the water as a warning sound to other beavers. Yeah, these things definitely don’t exist. 

So, to add that all up, beavers are-

large rodents

with iron reinforced teeth

and massive tails

which store fat

act as rudders

who cut down trees

to build dams

to terraform rivers

Oh, and they’re also adorable. If this doesn’t put beavers in the same category as unicorns, I don’t know what will. 

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

there was this ladybug on my desk and i know ladybugs often die of dehydration during winter so I set a cheerio soaked in almond milk in front of him and he crawled on top of it and he loves it

[becausegravity]

If parrots don’t make you trip balls you haven’t thought about them enough

Alright, lets talk about parrots. 

First, these motherfuckers are descended from dinosaurs. These dumb-ass, smart-ass, fluffy motherfuckers are relatives of dinosaurs- and they know it. You need only a few minutes with a parrot to see that attitude- that “a thousand years ago I would have torn you to pieces and now you have to clean my shit and bring me food” attitude.

Parrots don’t take prisoners. 

Now let’s talk about their body. Like all birds, parrots have hollow bones- which is freaky ass shit. Parrots, however, have also stepped their game the fuck up and have neon colored “in your face” bright feathers. Why? To attract more bitches. Parrots are more comfortable in their masculinity than most human men. 

Not to mention those mother fucking beaks. 

I’ve heard the reasons for these stiletto faced bastards existence, and I don’t fully buy it. “Crack nuts” is that the kids are calling it nowadays? Don’t be fooled, it’s sole purpose is fear and crushing fingers. 

Aww, how cute, he’s eating a walnut. Well, he’s imagining it’s your head. I don’t trust you, you rhamphotheca covered motherfuckers. I’m onto you. 

A parrots ability to mimic is phenomenal. I’ve heard stories about parrots mimicking the sounds of a spouse cheating, loud ass chainsaw noises, swearing, and phones ringing. Parrots are just smart enough to recognize the sounds people don’t want them repeating, and mischievous enough to make those sounds constantly. 

They know what they’re doing, and they love doing it. 

I can’t get down on parrots too much, though. They are clearly living their best lives, and showing us all up in the evolution game. A toast to parrots, you terrifying, adorable, evil, sweet, dinosaur-descended, bone-crushing bad-asses of the world.