(inactive As Of 2017 Probably)

[becauseimnotasoprano]

I opened this godforesaken app for the first time in years and realized a few people followed me recently?? Like a few days ago?? This is my last post probably so sorry to those people but thanks for enjoying my trash anyway 😂

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[tblmemesbr]

[why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name]

Oshit

[fortjester]

[actualmichelle]

:D

[candidcaleb]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[browsedankmemes]

well shit. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AlSlVJ

[mockwa]

[anarcho-compass]

Jesus

[i-rather-be-lost]

This is so satisfying to watch

[trulyvincent]

Golden Target Tortoise Beetle

[shoefaced-deactivated20210321]

LITTLE PEETS

[rainbowbarnacle]

@curlicuecal

[bunjywunjy]

pat pat pat pat pat pat

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[buzzfeed]

The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

[thecoldheartofspace]

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

[foxyshadow]

This is beautiful

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018]

snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill

[allandnot]

@thelogicalloganipus

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

Noodle puppies

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

God I hate people demonising snakes. Yeah, venomous snakes can be a tad aggressive depending on the breed, but pythons that have been bred by humans are big (or tiny, my friend’s python Tim is a shoelace) lazy scaled cats.

[benhardyroger]

i want

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you

[thatsthat24]

How Northerners Talk Temperature with Southerners 🌡

[memesandlaughs]

[looneytoonz242]

Well…

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

…fuck.

[artofagoddess]

You can even see in his face he’s like “I never thought I would have had to wait until my 105th birthday to get this goddamn certificate”.

[pickleston]

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[buzzfeed]

At least penmanship porn is still allowed.