I opened this godforesaken app for the first time in years and realized a few people followed me recently?? Like a few days ago?? This is my last post probably so sorry to those people but thanks for enjoying my trash anyway 😂
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I opened this godforesaken app for the first time in years and realized a few people followed me recently?? Like a few days ago?? This is my last post probably so sorry to those people but thanks for enjoying my trash anyway 😂
are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?
when supernatural began airing:
tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years
bush was still president
lost hadn’t aired its second season yet
youtube wasnt even a year old
the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger
ariana grande was 12
taylor swift wasn’t famous yet
paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet
jesus christ
i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression
well shit. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AlSlVJ
Jesus
This is so satisfying to watch
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LITTLE PEETS
@curlicuecal
pat pat pat pat pat pat
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018
so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes
and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.
I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.
So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.
“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)
He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.
I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.
Magical Boy of Body Positivity
This is beautiful
But they value our lives even less
Ok but look:
I’m really screaming
he was planning on eating the baby 😭
Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.
Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)
Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm
snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill
@thelogicalloganipus
Noodle puppies
God I hate people demonising snakes. Yeah, venomous snakes can be a tad aggressive depending on the breed, but pythons that have been bred by humans are big (or tiny, my friend’s python Tim is a shoelace) lazy scaled cats.
i want
⚪️to break free
⚪️to ride my bicycle
⚪️it all
⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you
How Northerners Talk Temperature with Southerners 🌡
Well…
You can even see in his face he’s like “I never thought I would have had to wait until my 105th birthday to get this goddamn certificate”.
back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians
I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.
I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now
nowadays we make bad content all day
At least penmanship porn is still allowed.