(inactive As Of 2017 Probably) @becauseimnotasoprano - Tumblr Blog

I opened this godforesaken app for the first time in years and realized a few people followed me recently?? Like a few days ago?? This is my last post probably so sorry to those people but thanks for enjoying my trash anyway 😂

nyctosaurid

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

goldrusher-deactivated20210124

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

arguablysomaya

jesus christ

tblmemesbr

why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name

Oshit

:D

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

cpunks

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

browsedankmemes

well shit. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AlSlVJ

mockwa

anarcho-compass

Jesus

i-rather-be-lost

This is so satisfying to watch

trulyvincent

Golden Target Tortoise Beetle

shoefaced-deactivated20210321

LITTLE PEETS

rainbowbarnacle

@curlicuecal

bunjywunjy

pat pat pat pat pat pat

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

buzzfeed

The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

thecoldheartofspace

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

neurodivergent-crow

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

foxyshadow

This is beautiful

the-real-eye-to-see

But they value our lives even less

fonzworthcutlass

Ok but look:

donzo1234

I’m really screaming

lebritanyamor-deactivated202601

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

gyarados-rider

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

constable-nugget

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018

snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill

allandnot

@thelogicalloganipus

aninactivebloggfgfgf

Noodle puppies

valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20

God I hate people demonising snakes. Yeah, venomous snakes can be a tad aggressive depending on the breed, but pythons that have been bred by humans are big (or tiny, my friend’s python Tim is a shoelace) lazy scaled cats.