I'm beginning to see the light

Would you like some bitsa wispa?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

name something purer than this. i’ll wait

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’m cryingggg

[huntiesofhyrule]

I’m sorrry but…

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[svzannebrown]

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

[sushinfood]

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

[meezy7-deactivated20210917]

Fuckin Hi Quality Content

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[cyberscully]

not all heroes wear capes

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[lo1c-deactivated20140706]

“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

[refinery29]

[animalrates]

[becauseofmyshoes]

Adultier Adult: We're both adults you're allowed to call me by my first name

Me: I Cannot Do That

[mskneesocks]

reading ur old writing

[orlarry]

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

[onlytwitterpics]

[androgynosaurus]

listen if Snorlax can suddenly awaken and transform into something powerful and useful after 20 years of lying around doing fuck-all then maybe there’s hope for me yet

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[studydiaryofamedstudent]

[becauseofmyshoes]

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?