EXISTENTIAL ASTHMATIC

DMNQ . 21 . be[a]ware snapchat • ibechildish

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[discolor3d]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this

[4licia]

this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever

[queerjock]

this is my new favorite picture omg

[urbanxdivinity]

[miss-vortex]

If real life was like The Sims

[magnemite-not-make-it]

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[chrstopher]

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Yep

[ripndipcl]

[lastgunfighterballad]

this is so cute

[erwtopetallouda-deactivated2018]

🙈

[canabuddys-blog]

[fleshanimal]

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Good

[vaguelyethereal]

Direct Action

[section8babe]

i dont owe anyone an explanation about anything i decide to do in my life. isnt that amazing

[roll-it-smoke-it]

[best-life-wisdom]

[winterfellis]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

the sticky hand of accusation 

don’t tag as s/himadacest

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

[zooophagous]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

[rashkah]

[skidar]

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

[hntrgurl13]

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

[skidar]

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

[emaleiigh]

this is a pure post

[acidocasualidad]

[acomedytothosewhothink]

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.

[ill-matic]

i’ll have to disagree with X though | 📸: pvtso

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

whys … everyone so mean 

[kendrickkilledmyvibe]

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