[everythingfox]

he comin’

(via)

[onlytwitterpics]

[everythingfox]

He’s coming to boop you

[glumshoe]

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

[glumshoe]

[buxina]

[alienpapacy]

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

[animatedtext]

[girlnextvore]

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

[catchymemes]

[thedragonlady297]

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

[beccarenee]

it’s a worse kinda sad if it’s your heart that’s sad

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[killowave]

[square-adox]

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[sethlord]

11/10

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[dorkery]

HE HAS BEEN *SHAVED

fixed that for you

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

shorn

[quovadis-jasen]