Beck's Mongolian Chop Squad

Personal for @blackemperors

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

It's so over for us kiwibros

[predatory-lesbians]

out of court. 18 months, 16 with good behavior, of not being able to carry any weapon or drink alcohol or do crimes :(:(

[predatory-lesbians]

highlights time!

judge: you know there are other ways to get food right? you don't have to steal.

me: i acknowledge that these other ways technically exist

judge: i realize they may not be accessible but they exist.

[predatory-lesbians]

judge: if you show up to a hearing in 16 months and havent had any further contact with law enforcement we'll waive the last two months of ur probation

me: by "contact" do you mean being arrested? cuz im homeless, i have a TON of unwanted "contact" with law enforcement

judge: yeah, thank you for clarifying, i mean as long as you're pleasant and respectful to the officers they wont hassle you, right? (he seemed unsure of this even as he said it, tho even the implication that a cop can ruin my life if he doesnt like me is fucked up, but also yea thats how it works lol)

[predatory-lesbians]

judge: so how come ur not working?

me: my last interview they told me i was "too dirty" and that i should get a home before applying for work again. thats p much how all my interviews have gone for the last year

judge: okay well, you gotta get on ur feet, pardon the pun (im in court with a cane), so start with getting a job okay?

(it was at this point that i started crying cuz my lawyer had told me explicitly NOT to call the judge stupid no matter what he said and i was struggling to maintain my self control)

[its-time-to-be-silly]

[predatory-lesbians]

emailing these tags to the public defenders office btw

[the-haiku-bot]

emailing these tags

to the public defenders

office btw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cannibalchicken]

[rhythmgameurl]

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

[foogseart-deactivated20241019]

i wanted to draw something instead of using that ai

spread the real informations, resharing that ai wont make you a saint, it won’t justify your silence

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

My brother in christ WHAT

[strange-aeons]

Happy pride, opinion on Tumblr purging trans femme accounts en masse?

You’re not gonna believe this but transphobia is. Bad.

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

😲😲😲

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

Finally word peace

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

I'm A Loser Baby

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

yummy plastic, yummy paper

[escuerzoresucitado]

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[evilwizard]

warlocks, sadly, are business majors

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

Druids are drug dealers

[becksmongolianchopsquad]

Finally starting HRT soon, nervous asf but my partners are being as supportive as ever

[threi]

[vinguistic]

Oh I'm so pissed off right now--

my mutuals were talking about "thunder mcqueen" and how hot he is and so I was like "who the hell is that? do you mean lightning- the CAR???" And no Its this dude from JoJo, which I kinda remember this dude I guess- but thats his name?

Which, first off, ugly as hell I'm sorry- second off we need to talk about the name-

I looked at his wiki real quick- and I just assumed he was named after the car since JoJo is ICONC for naming characters after various songs, singers, and celebrities and this is also the part of JoJo where mickey mouse (dis)appeared so it's not too out of pocket for a character to be named after a pixar character, right?

WRONG

This bitch is named after some designer just like most of the other characters in part 6. Some british guy named "alexander mcqueen"

This bitch existed 6 YEARS before Lightning

And his stand's name-

HIS FUCKING STAND'S NAME?

HIGHWAY TO HELL

I'm going to fucking punt something-- WHAT ARCANE LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE DID ARAKI DO---

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES