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Kyle; 23; Lil' California braised -- Texas transplant. English gayjor/infernally in love <3  *My head is a buzzing 3 star hotel*

[adhemarpo]

Björk photographiée par Richard Avedon

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[egu-re]

Girl I can’t staaaahp stanning

[fuzzpup]

This is getting out of control and I’m here for it

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

[joshpeck]

okay but where’s the link

[beardedbabyb-deactivated2018070]

I bet the Björk song is “Army of Me” lol

[unclefather]

cashier: that’ll be $24.14

me: *hands them $25*

cashier: okay. Out of $25…

me: oh wait. Hold on

me: *pulls 14 cents out of my vagina*

[peaceful-barbie]

[zoomerbro]

[dire-dire]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

AAAAAAAH

[goddess-scarlette]

I AM SCREECHING

[candiikismet]

I AM DECEASED!

[honeygld]

OHHHMYGOD

[ciefable]

really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

[elytrid]

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

[shoeshoe]

How could you post her but not the others.

[therapsid]

well THAT sure is presumptuous 

[caden]

sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms

[nasfera2]

I’ve never seen something as oddly wholesome as Juicy J’s comments on NASA’s instagram page.

[missbinch]

Me: *goes to the bjork concert*

Bjork: *lies face down dressed in a costume resembling platypus genetalia while making clicking noises for 2 hours*

Me:

[partylikeits2007]

It’s been 10 years since 2007…

[corporatebigwig]

2007 turned me gay 

[plasticcflower]

who made thisnxhdbzbsbs

[enterheavenalive]

My youth It is gone

[weloveshortvideos]

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

MAN YOU AINT BIG PUP- IM YA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY INNDIT NON STYOPPUHGH-

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[memewhore]