interesting guy but im glad hes dead

mack // 24 // she/them // actual alien // cat dad // "fun chick" // bottom chef // adult goth // torontonian // oily little gromlin

[sylviaplathvevo]

my best friend died and i miss being able to be honest with someone

[sylviaplathvevo]

I just really need to meet someone who I just infectiously vibe with like not in a sexual way like I am over sex what I really want is to meet someone and be instant best friends like when I was 20 and the vibe just aligned and someone just got me god I am still funny and charming I just need to just hear that click sound and not be alone

[sylviaplathvevo]

look my roommate is a wonderful person and i love him but if he continues to play crash bandicoot with the sound effects plus also music through the bluetooth speaker at the same time i’m going to have to fucking murder him or kms

[animatedamerican]

“There are two wolves inside average person” factoid actually just statistical error. Wolves Georg, who

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[eheuwygfmfnnrb-deactivated20210]

[paxamericana]

[glamour-divine]

racist teens having their college offers taken away and racist adults getting fired from their jobs? we love to see it. face the consequences of your words and actions

[pissvortex]

[alienlifeform]

Oh right the death that only happens to people who die in police custody and has never been proven to actually exist. Can’t believe I didn’t think of that, thank you NYT for showing all sides of the issue.

[averyterrible]

A sudden acute case of “Die in Custody Syndrome,” the disease where you suddenly and inexplicably die in police custody

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[mysharona1987]

[panstarry]

for those going out to demonstrations: i collected some common info and put it into a zine. it fits on an 8.5 x 11 in sheet of printer paper, and is b/w friendly. see the link below to print: 

ptzine.carrd.co

UPDATED JUNE 1, 2020! please see ptzine.carrd.co for latest version! please feel free to print & redistribute!

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[kasscity-deactivated20180329]

[sylviaplathvevo]

ugghhhh i miss being in love y’all i never thought i’d be single for the fucking apocalypse......i downloaded bumble but everyone worked in finance so i deleted it after 10 mins......uuuuuugh