wait a minute— who am i here?

evil, diabolical, lemon scented

[clitorous]

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[fadeintoyou1993]

how did half a year already go by

[spamtoing-moved]

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[srdcovka]

we used to say kill all men

[strongopinionsahead]

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

[srdcovka]

[lakemojave]

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

[segamascott]

[clitorous]

my coworkers and i went through something so harrowing today that we're all still texting about it. feels like this rn

[dankxsinatra]

[clitorous]

omg defunctland talking about silver dollar city? i will have to tune in

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[clitorous]

one of my actual favorite things to do is anytime i have some kind of an issue with a product or a service or something and there's a chat with a representative function i love to get in there. specifically i love to be nice to them bc i'm sure their job sucks so i'm always like "tysm you are the best ever and i appreciate you" and theyre always so sweet. customer service rep get behind me i'll protect you from the world