Im Still Asleep

Instagram is bedhead.red

[bedheadredd]

Specifically fuck whoever invented tomatoes

[bedheadredd]

I’m sick and tired of the way I’m treated at work. I’m not just a pretty face. I’m also incredibly stupid

[bedheadredd]

Immortal being: alright you are now immortal. Nothing can kill you

Me: fantastic *chugs the liquid from a lava lamp*

Immortal being:….bruh

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bread existed for thousands of years before it occurred to anyone to make a sandwich.

[bedheadredd]

What a bunch of fucking idiots

[bedheadredd]

The best part about following/being friends with your tattoo artists is that sometimes you’ll be scrolling through social media and one of your limbs will be posted by someone who is not you and you’re like “hey that is my limb”

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[crescendd]

[oil-robin]

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ yes

○ super yes

[mlmonster]

i hope every black boy who reads this knows he can be punk and that he’ll be super attractive if he is punk. being punk isn’t limited to skinny white boys, no matter what others say. black punk boys are just as loved and respected as any other punk boy

[rickandmortyforlife]

[tahthetrickster]

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[robertdenirowap-deactivated2025]

Another quiz from your’s truly 

how would you dress as a man in the 1950′s except it’s weirdly aggresive and oddly specific 

[froginakettle]

i don’t appreciate how oddly specific this is

[exciting]

I didn’t ASK to be called out like this wtf

[thegirlyouknow]

[blue-le-q]

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

[nemmymouse-deactivated20170201]

IT’S BACK

[chillyfeetsteak]

i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die

[sabertoothwalrus]

AFTER ALL THIS TIME I finally realized why this video is so funny to me and it’s that they manage to move exactly like an SFM animation and I’m not really sure how that’s even possible

[loghainmactir]

if you definitely 100% own all of the dnd 5E content after spending hundreds of dollars on it whether physically or digitally (or both!) u should use this site here as a quick n easy reference point for the content you definitely already legally own because you’re a law abiding citizen who has paid hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

[lemon-embalmer]

may I also add that if you accidentally misplaced your D&D books that you absolutely, definitely bought, you can find pdfs of them all here

and not just 5e, and not just D&D

and not just books, a few days ago I found an issue of a magazine that was published when I was two years old

but you know, very few people actually need this site probably because we all paid a hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

[bisexuallsokka]

why is this so passive aggressive toward sokka i’m crying

[bisexuallsokka]

there was NO EVIDENCE 🧐of that being so 😒😒😒 he delivered ALL MESSAGES 😤 requested of him without ANY🤯 TRAINING🤬(thanks a lot for that, sokka)

[bisexuallsokka]

HDJAHAHDAIAJ