Bee's zone of bad post

hi I'm bee, pronouns are she/her, huge Gundam and ttrpg fan, my puppy in bio: @wifemaxxing, 18+

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[ccalad]

crawling out of my cave

the Fallen Melnibonéan

WHERE IS THE ELRIC SAGA FANDOM ???? WHERE ARE YOU ???????????

BLOOD AND SOULS FOR THE ELRIC FANDOM

[aspookylad]

"Arioch! Arioch! Trolling and ragebait for my lord Arioch!"

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[vixensdungeon]

If I were to assign Link, the main character from the Legend of Zelda series, a D&D class, what would it be? Not a specific Link, but more holistically. I think the answer is pretty obvious.

He's a 1st Edition bard. You start the games just using a sword and shield (fighter), acquire various specialised tools (thief), and often learn some magic spells (druid). I think most of the Links even play a musical instrument (bard)!

[vixensdungeon]

I would also accept paladin due to his devout Christianity.

[vixensdungeon]

You might think I was joking, and yeah I kinda am, but also kind of not. Let's take a peep at the very first Link:

Pay attention to his shield specifically. Now, what does he use to cast spells?

It's literally called a Bible in the Japanese version of the game.

And that's certainly not all for little references in the early games, but the picture above, of Link praying? That's from the official guide for The Tri-Force of the Gods, known by gaijin as A Link to the Past:

Link has accepted Jesus as his personal Lord and saviour, and His precious blood has washed away his sins.

[mahina-zero]

Damn if you're going to straight up steal Amano's style you should at least credit him in your bio

I am deeply flattered by you comparing me to Yoshitaka Amano! He is a huge inspiration to me. I have spent countless of hours looking at his books from a young age and his early ink work has influenced me greatly. The beginning of every craft starts with copy, copy, copy, and at the end of all the copying, you will find yourself. Just as Yoshitaka Amano was inspired by Frank Frazetta and Gustav Klimt, I look to Amano and many other artists as I slowly develop my own voice and touch.

Also, if you're going to try and ragebait someone, at least have the courage to do it with your actual name instead of hiding behind an anonymous button. have a wonderful day, love and kisses! :D

[fishingroute119]

It's him! Jim!

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[jackfrostdoll]

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]