Bee Movie

@bee-fucker428

Basically a rant account. Sorry about the username I’ll tell you an excuse when I have one He/they/it

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My gym teacher started playing fergilicious and I started singing karkalicious. Like physically couldn’t stop. I did not have the song memorized. I sang every word.

Chat am I cooking

#daisy bell #homestuck

vocaloid-obsession

You better be careful with tomodachi life or else you’ll have the worst ships known to man. Maxine myers from zombies run is fucking a sentient block of cheese with a pun addiction.

#zombies run #inanimate insanity

“She was 17, Scott.”

“She was 9, chase.”

#has this been done. am I funny #house md #scott pilgrim

Your family didn’t fight to protect this country so you can disgrace it!!! Anyway I’m off to my Neo-Nazi pro-erasing history rally

Do you think billionaires have a picture of like. Medieval Europe up and kiss it to bed. Types of labor extortion they can only dream of and will one day — with your help! — make a reality

Ok I haven’t caught up to TADC in a while but isn’t the whole point they can’t escape? Like they’re tied intrinsically to the circus it’s part of their being. They can’t just leave, that’s to happy of an ending

#this is based off of gooseworx + what I’ve seen in clips #like they should escape it would make the viewers feel godd #but it doesn’t fit the show very well

Self harm vs papercuts is actually a great example of consent I think

Having friends that match your freak is so fun because who else is going to ask me if I’m sure the entity of level 5 is in a situationship with Dr. Jack Bright

Once I load this 17th century rifle it’s so fucking over for you

…………………,.,.,,.,.,…(.,,,.(.,.,.,,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,c, BANG!!!!

Having friends that match your freak is so fun because who else is going to ask me if I’m sure the entity of level 5 is in a situationship with Dr. Jack Bright

Kismess is . ♠️

Having friends that match your freak is so fun because who else is going to ask me if I’m sure the entity of level 5 is in a situationship with Dr. Jack Bright

Having friends that match your freak is so fun because who else is going to ask me if I’m sure the entity of level 5 is in a situationship with Dr. Jack Bright

#backrooms #jack bright

the-muppet-joker

Joker held out his hands, stretching out the palms so the holes were clearly visable. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He chuckled gently.

Kermit trembled at the sight of his lover, who had been crucified in front of him only three days prior. "Y-you're dead... I saw you..." his voice quivered with emotion. The honey of his devotion had already crystallized painfully into grief, choking him with a sweetness he could no longer stand the taste of. He could not bear to feel hopeful. He had already mourned. It was too much. He collapsed to the ground.

"Kermit... it's really me," Joker chuckled reassuringly. "Here... if you still don't believe....... put your fingers here, into my hole..............."

Kermit gasped. "You're... h-h-hole?!" He gasped.

Joker chuckled with arousal. "No, not that kind of hole. Not yet at least, my dear. I meant my Jesus Holes," again, he displayed his hands, and his feet this time too, which sure enough, had big Jesus Holes in them from where the nails had been driven through his flesh, holding him up on the cross.

Kermit placed his hands into the Joker's wounds... it was a impossible. It was a miracle. How he had survived the cross? Kermit looked up at Joker with shining eyes, hands still in his Jesus Holes. His own Muppet Hole was fluttering with rapture. "My Lord..." he breathed.

Joker chuckled radiantly. "Yes, Kermit. But not to you. I am not your Lord." He chuckle"I am your Clown Husband."

They embraced, Kermit sobbing and kissing him all over. It was crazy. Even Joker Christ was getting a little teary eyed.

Then they got out the

Bible.

the-muppet-joker

Joker held out his hands, stretching out the palms so the holes were clearly visable. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He chuckled gently.

Kermit trembled at the sight of his lover, who had been crucified in front of him only three days prior. "Y-you're dead... I saw you..." his voice quivered with emotion. The honey of his devotion had already crystallized painfully into grief, choking him with a sweetness he could no longer stand the taste of. He could not bear to feel hopeful. He had already mourned. It was too much. He collapsed to the ground.

"Kermit... it's really me," Joker chuckled reassuringly. "Here... if you still don't believe....... put your fingers here, into my hole..............."

Kermit gasped. "You're... h-h-hole?!" He gasped.

Joker chuckled with arousal. "No, not that kind of hole. Not yet at least, my dear. I meant my Jesus Holes," again, he displayed his hands, and his feet this time too, which sure enough, had big Jesus Holes in them from where the nails had been driven through his flesh, holding him up on the cross.

Kermit placed his hands into the Joker's wounds... it was a impossible. It was a miracle. How he had survived the cross? Kermit looked up at Joker with shining eyes, hands still in his Jesus Holes. His own Muppet Hole was fluttering with rapture. "My Lord..." he breathed.

Joker chuckled radiantly. "Yes, Kermit. But not to you. I am not your Lord." He chuckle"I am your Clown Husband."

They embraced, Kermit sobbing and kissing him all over. It was crazy. Even Joker Christ was getting a little teary eyed.

Then they got out the

Bible.

happy valentines day to you too, damn

#he has a punch card and if he goes enough he gets a free coffee

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