no matter what you do you can never escape the eel

You should go n' play bug fables pfp drawn by @kopawz !!!!! :D my name is Four

[infertilityidol]

searching indeed for listings for "disgraced captain"

[soulguibo]

This is genuinely so beautiful

[woman-becomer]

been too long since I reblogged kindness luigi

[soulguibo]

This is genuinely so beautiful

[woman-becomer]

been too long since I reblogged kindness luigi

[bisexualwario]

[zipstick]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[aperture-laboratories-official]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[asharomi]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

so-called free thinkers when it’s tbblobnoern tuesday

[rain-idkwhattoputhere]

Whatever, go my slugcats

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[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[mcgravin]

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

[jojowentbananas]

Pre-timeskip Nico Robin 🫶

[jojowentbananas]

Nami piece I drew back in July to celebrate Nami’s birthday 🍊💕

[homunculus-argument]

scrape my shitty little body off the mattress with a spatula

[homunculus-argument]

I didn't notice I accidentally posted this instead of putting it in my drafts, and I already forgot what the fuck I was on about.

[minecraftgifs]

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

[protagpigeon]

(gets down on one knee) will you share a bowl of endless pastabilities with me

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[kitschietalks]

has anyone done this yet

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable