no matter what you do you can never escape the eel

You should go n' play bug fables pfp drawn by @kopawz !!!!! :D my name is Four

[infertilityidol]

searching indeed for listings for "disgraced captain"

[laserwalnut]

Every pokemon is creatures

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

can't access the wiki for taz on my phone for some reason but. i was looking at merles page and it was so fucking funny because there was a section about how he died each time that happened and the list was just

killed by john

killed by john

killed by john

killed by john

killed by john (more detail on why that was)

turned into a rock that one time

[totallyabsurd]

This is not even an exaggeration

[girl-blorbo-polls]

What Classical Element is your girl blorbo?

Earth

Water

Air

Fire

Aether

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[prinnay]

[ pondering... ]

[goofstep]

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

[sharkgirls]

[lichgirlboobs]

she can't be pregnant we've been fucking on a pullout bed

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[shaykai]

I will never stop hating the Maybe Later button. Not maybe later. Never later. Die a thousand million deaths and stop asking me

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[moonlitlillypop]

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life