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Me and some friends have started an rpg podcast called The Spice of Dice! We're starting with a sorta steampunk / old west DnD campaign called Clockwork, but it'll eventually be more of an anthology show.

You can check it out here or wherever you get podcasts and you can follow the @thespiceofdice for updates :)

A brand new RPG actual play podcast from the minds of five British teens you’ve never heard of.

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mothsprout

✷ What is that song you sing for the dead? ✷

lilyblisslys

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

fleshengine

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

verygoodcomments

yellowistheraddest

OH YEAH IF YOURE EUROPEAN PLEASE REMEMBER:

TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE ON AUGUST 12TH ~(8PM IN CENTRAL EUROPE) !!!!

THE COVERAGE IS GONNA BE LARGER IN THE WESTERN SIDE WITH TOTAL COVERAGE IN SPAIN!

yellowistheraddest

SOLAR ECLIPSE TOMORROW!!!

harajuno

Spirit training

syzygynephile

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

rexhistoria

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

earthmovers

anarqueeen

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym