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花景色

Robert McCall

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

flipocrite

clickityweasel

catboybiologist

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

plaguedocboi

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

plaguedocboi

enchantedbook

"God of Cosmos" by Elderghoul (Dalton Kaplan)

#unicorn

dungeonlust

Art by • Raul Gonzalez

r0zeclawz

squeakitties

alphacrone

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

90sfantasyanimestuff

Sword World art in RPG Magazine. Source.

64mpg

what do you mean my childhood affected me

64mpg

i have terrible news

imdrinkingmiso

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

gallantblade

depsidase

gaynessopimizationalgorithm

You can't just show that part The thread has so so much worse

nullwronskian

Trans women should be able to kill medical staff.

wizardsexmachine

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

moldavite

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

littlestpersimmon

To Sleep

indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

girlballs

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now: