John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

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John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.
JOHN MULANEY | SNL Feb. 29, 2020
this needs no context because it applies to almost everything
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“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).
he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER
Lmao @ all the people saying “there can’t be 14 days of paid sick leave in the US because small businesses will suffer and the economy will fail!” you are aware there are countries that normally have paid sick leave that are doing fine right ? Like how much fucking Reaganite brainwashing does one need to think basic care for workers will crash the economy. Death to America
The world if Reagan’s assassination was successful
If the civilization we've built is so fragile and cruel that basic kindness and understanding would destroy it, then it deserves to fall.
Damn ok that’s deep my post is 10x better now
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.
everyone in this elevator:
did you mean:
From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened
http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/
This thread was wild, especially because the OP was posting webcam photos from nearby right after the first plane hit. Possibly before CNN even reported on it.
wow terrorists hijacking a plane that’s fucking rich, you idiot, you complete buffoon
This poster might be one of the first dozen people in history to publicly accuse Osama Bin Laden, possibly before any news agencies, and their post has the words “ROTFL Owned” in it.
Posted not even 2 hours after the 9/11 attacks and this person predicted the next 2 decades of American public policy. Remarkable.
i wiil cheer you up!
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When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭
if this aint a mood
this is the tweet of the century
#too smart for her own good
I love how in bfu true crime there’s a genuine attempt to use the detective brain but in supernatural shane just hollers abuse into an empty, dark room while ryan sweats, profusely.
”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room
when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream
Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,
Gotta be quicker than that
(via @hugoandursula)