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"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

#griddlehark.............

doctorsex69

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

#pov working the summer concerts at the zoo

gorgynei

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

gorgynei

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

meabeck

ghostinthebathroom

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

somewhere-south-of-neutral

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

campyvillain

i know this please help me

campyvillain

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

campyvillain

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

campyvillain

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

clearlyautomaticpainter

guava-jarritos

campyvillain

it happened again

strayyvoxel

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

fitzjubi-deactivated20230204

campyvillain

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

campyvillain

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

authoratmidnight

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

campyvillain

i wish i was you.

campyvillain

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

wisflight

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

sic-semper-hominibus

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

fragrantblossoms

Eduard Gübelin. Ethiopia, Harar, young basket weaver, 1960-1970.

pokemonstadium2

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

squeakitties

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

this thing

I love himb.

Another

...oh dear...

@creatures-in-posts

i’m sure you guys have heard about kansas invalidating trans ids- just so you know it’s not all hopeless

the-big-mood

Stuff like this makes me question if I’m actually passionate about anything

Although he lost the use of both legs, Xie Junwu from Jiangxi Province never lost his sense of freedom. Watch him take on a skateboard from

angealainn

edgebug

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!