Raúl Esparza as Emcee in Cabaret
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Raúl Esparza as Emcee in Cabaret
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Just live in the sims and get that robot butler
Snom curling
[ID: a video of a curling match but it was edited so that they’re playing with snoms from pokemon instead of stones. end ID]
reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023
notice how everyone is horny today
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.
I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.
In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.
Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.
In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.
That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.
I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.
Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.
The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.
As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.
Wow. This post went from funny to a life lesson in a way I wasn’t expecting, amd I’m not sorey at all.
See, unlike the capitalist elite, common criminals have a sense of morality and empathy.
I will never let "men be friends". This blog is anti-letting men be friends. This blog is pro men sucking and fucking tho
But in a friendly way tho…right? Right?
No they need to hate each other
The Flesh-crafter in question:
“Remember - the real first tradition is…”
IT’S BREAD! it’s just bread!
this thing is pathetic and weak, but it has a special ability: any fire-based attack BAKES it and make it stronger. like 100% immunity to fire. so it literally doesn’t matter that all its moves do 1 hp of damage, I blasted my way through the fire-themed boss member because none of their pokemon could do shit to my perfect bread dog. they had to sit on their asses and watch me weakly peck away at them bit by bit, with the only possible retaliation being a soothing bake for my idiotic walking baguette
self reminder to make an edit of this but with the trans flag burning
why do u creep in the woods
I Know What I was put Here to Do
Any vampires in the modern nights don’t know individuality… all they know is red tile in their havens, make highly inconvenient all white meeting rooms, go to raves, be bisexual, drink blood out of wine glasses AND LIE
Each clan in a single image.
Ventrue
Brujah
Tremere
Tzimisce
Gangrel
Toreador
Hecata
Malkavian
Lasombra
Nosferatu
more la by night cause it makes my life better 💦🖤
is this not what happened in today's entry
Come to the circle…