Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face
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Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face
what do you mean you cant hire me because of my “uncontrollable sobbing”
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
our new currency is metal as fuck
im gonna hoard a big pile of these and sleep on them like a dragon
@runecestershire
What is this country
I love that Carrie Fisher is becoming a hero and role model to a whole new generation. If you’re young–especially a young woman–and going through hell, it’s very comforting to see an older woman who went through the same hell and is still kicking–and kicking hard.
Media creators: These two character hate each other. They are in disagreement on almost every fundamental concept, social issue, and political view. If given the chance they would murder the other person and feel no remorse.
Fandom: Nope, they’re in love. They’re kissing. Now they’re getting married.
Me:
painstakingly adjusted my lipstick to get that benedict cumberbatch cupid’s bow
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
i do bite my thumb, sir
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
is the law on our side if i say ay?
no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir
Do you quarrel, sir?
quarrel, sir? no sir
if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you
No better
well, sir
DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?
DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?
DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.
The Shakespeare fandom is out of control
By Jean Jullien.
Visual representation on how we let technology ruin social interactions and pleasant experiences.
Me: *hates this*
why do baby boomers love to produce this “technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” garbage?
fuck THIS
I never see a cashier with an empty queue. Self-serve checkout machines make life GREAT for people with social anxiety or self conscious people. I get nervous that everyone is judging my weight. So when I do my monthly ice-cream, chocolate, and menstrual products run, I will do it with a fucking self-serve machine.
I’m happy seeing my friends take photos of their food. I like taking photos of my food. Because there is a chef in the back of the kitchen who works hard to plate things beautifully and in any other situation, people dive in immediately and ruin that image. We take photos to preserve that image and who the fuck knows, if I was the chef I would be digging through instagram hoping to see my plate on there. We’re celebrating someones hard work, work that is generally temporary.
And I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but if someone is taking a photo of their food, I’m not gonna bother talking to them until they’re done. Why would you try to have a conversation when someone is busy?? And it takes a few minutes, you can wait for someone who wants to perform a small act of creativity.
It’s nice to get likes on instagram. If you’re monogamous and on tinder, it’s not technology’s fault you’re contemplating cheating. What is SO BAD about having food delivered to your home? And is there anything wrong with having movies streaming instantly? No - but if you complain that Netflix takes up your life than be an adult and step back. It’s not technology’s fault that you have no self control.
Selfies are fun. Selfies are great. Your friend is a jerk if they don’t even take a minute to take of photo of you as well. Why do you care if people use technology around you on the subway? That makes me feel less self-conscious that people are staring or judging me. They can play their games, read, etc. Someone is occupied, why is that so wrong?
Your phone has a zoom option so you can record/photograph a concert? FUCKING good for you!
And again. If your phone keeps you up, be an adult, get some self control and step back.
Technology isn’t bad. You’re just upset with yourselves for having a lack of self-control. You hate that people connect through technology. And maybe, you just don’t like seeing people love themselves, enjoy life, and feel joy. That’s your problem, not technology’s.
i’ll just leave this here:
this isnt new, this isnt technology’s fault. this is human fucking nature and stop pretending everyone used to talk in public transportation omg
What children’s media are we overanalyzing this week
thomas the tank engine lives in a totalitarian society
an intelligent young man
He looks like an English major
are you from tennis shoes? cuz ur the only ten I shoes
traffic light
dog driver 1 *honking*: woof woof dude the light is grey dog driver 2: oh crap woof woof sorry i thought the light was still a slightly darker grey
get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting
i wanna take back all those years i acted like i hated the color pink and anything stereotypically girly i love pink so much