[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[vamptits]

a lot of men that people online are obsessed with calling daddy are one 'good boy' away from shattering their knees on the ground forgetting their names and panting like dogs. it has to be said.

[ripempezardexerox]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[ate-a-chili]

It hurts when you don't say it

[intriga-hounds]

tfw ur mom won’t lift the blanket for u to come under and raise the ambient temperature 100F bc she hates u so so bad and probably never loved u

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767