at lunchtime I bought a huge orange

the size of it made us all laugh 🍊

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[vriskanon]

cunt galgoyle mention

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[oneheadtoanother]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[thatsbelievable]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[succumbing-song]

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[afeelgoodblog]

Great moment

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....